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Hi!
My name is Ben and my hobbies include writing game revews and drinking illigaly imported orange squash(?)
Anyway I have a stupid idea. If I start writing a story and then people can feel free at any time to add a paragraph or two. The paragraph has to flow from the last one and has to not divert to much (although adding strange and sometimes rude twists is strongly encouraged!)
Well here we go. The first bit...
"There was a guy called bob who liked to kill mexican imigrants. Then (brace yourself for this disturbing fact) he would..."
Someone please continue this...!
My name is Ben and my hobbies include writing game revews and drinking illigaly imported orange squash(?)
Anyway I have a stupid idea. If I start writing a story and then people can feel free at any time to add a paragraph or two. The paragraph has to flow from the last one and has to not divert to much (although adding strange and sometimes rude twists is strongly encouraged!)
Well here we go. The first bit...
"There was a guy called bob who liked to kill mexican imigrants. Then (brace yourself for this disturbing fact) he would..."
Someone please continue this...!
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nothing much in particular, before having and identity crisis and changing my name to GT, one day i hope to....
Tie myself to the chair and peee in a bucket. So i can stay on SR 24/7. I will then start a massive 10,000 word post about
of making kid rocks keys on his keyboard so greasy that he caannot post and will be forced to adopt grixism as his new idol instead of SR. When i have harnessed kid rock's posting power i will....
add to your strange acidic chemical collection. Grix said "nope. I'm gonna use this cream to aid me in my quest of...
find a brace of Hare Krishnas at his door.
"Come in, come in!" he cried.
After Mother made a splendid feast of buttered scones and two types of cake, the weary travellers retired to Grix's bedroom, where he made them very welcome indeed.
"Here you go, you can use this Nivea Handcream to..."
"Come in, come in!" he cried.
After Mother made a splendid feast of buttered scones and two types of cake, the weary travellers retired to Grix's bedroom, where he made them very welcome indeed.
"Here you go, you can use this Nivea Handcream to..."
managed (while he was smashed) to unsettle the fluid in his cochlea spinning around on a Roulette wheel.
He then woke up to...
He then woke up to...
..soon found himself $1000 in debt to loan sharks after spending far too much money on the Craps table. Not wanting to have his nostrils streched to cover his entire head, he paid them off with a bigger loan form an entirely different and far scarier loan shark. Now fearing for his genitalia, he decided he would outwit them by..
... eat some potato wedges. Then he ate some chilli peppers
(He then was forced to sit on the throne for many an hour).
He went on a holiday to Las Vagas and...
(He then was forced to sit on the throne for many an hour).
He went on a holiday to Las Vagas and...
"B****r."
"Not now, son."
"Not now, son."
The knights discovered it was God after a long drawn out interview at the police station, in which Grix lied to them, weaving a fantastic story based on the notice board. However, when the Knights dropped their coffee cups, they all said "God" on the bottom and they all realised what had happened.
Knowing that God was their tormentor the knights spent the rest of the day firing arrows up at the sky, until God fell out and crushed them all. Grix found his wounded father and said...
Knowing that God was their tormentor the knights spent the rest of the day firing arrows up at the sky, until God fell out and crushed them all. Grix found his wounded father and said...
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