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"I have a stupid idea that you could help me with..."

Hi!

My name is Ben and my hobbies include writing game revews and drinking illigaly imported orange squash(?)

Anyway I have a stupid idea. If I start writing a story and then people can feel free at any time to add a paragraph or two. The paragraph has to flow from the last one and has to not divert to much (although adding strange and sometimes rude twists is strongly encouraged!)

Well here we go. The first bit...

"There was a guy called bob who liked to kill mexican imigrants. Then (brace yourself for this disturbing fact) he would..."

Someone please continue this...!

He would ask the Knights of Ni for their help.

They said they would help him, but only if he helped them find out who set light to their shrubbery.

The Knights of Ni were in Town.

And wanted to find out who set light to their shurbbery.

..on their was a great, big hippo blocking Grix's path to Sniper's house. He had a long think about what he could do and eventually came up with an ingenious plan. To get past the agitated hippo he would...

... Sniper was eating vegetable stew and Grix didn't feel like he could come between a man and his greasy-water broccoli. As Grix walked away a nearby shubbery set alight, and the Shrubbery said "I AM GOD" because God speaks in capitals. Before the God-shaped shrubbery could continue Grix was back on the scene with a fire extinguisher, and quickly he managed to pacify the blazing fire, ignoring God's cries of "NO, NO, STOP THAT! IT HURTS! OOH OOH OWWW!"

With the shrubbery saved, Grix became a hero, and was awarded the congressional medal of honour for bravery. However, all was not well because...

...but then he realised that the drugs had gone to his head a bit too much, and decided that that would be a really crappy way for the son of God to act. Instead, he decided to visit his old friend Sniper, to ask for his advice, but...

send in a picture of himself naked to loades pornalike section, with himself as a double for julian clary...

...haircut, with spunk all over it, he promptly decided that the only way to really get through to the thousands of people in the world, was to...

his tiny....

..pull himself off, really quickly, and try to catch it on the back of his neck by diving whilst it was in mid air, only he hit his head and had to be rushed to hospital.

When he awoke he was in a hospital bed, with a nurse standing over him, looking at...

have a haircut. And shave of his beared and comical sideburns, which were blamed for....