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Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.
You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.
And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.
Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you
"Man Milk"
Honestly.
They want to make men, well poncy male model men, look silly by talking about their Man Milk, and how youthful it makes you look when you splash a little on your face.
Perhaps you should ask how they would feel if you called a new shampoo Woman Juice, or an equivalent.
Have you come up with any other brand names of this quality before?
This is exactly what I was saying
You must stop this from happening, Do they really think people will buy?
I can just see it as you are out shopping and the chap in the beauty parts of boots and other such places approaches you and says.
"Mind if I spary some of my Man Milk on you?"
Point them to this thread and say "See".
"Nobody would equate it with...that" says Marketing Woman.
Really?
I can't wait to see the commercials at the cinema.
"Hi, I'm a handsome male model. Every morning, or when I'm going out and I want to look my best, I reach for the man milk. It gives me all I need to keep me looking good. For anytime of day. Man Milk"
I can produce my own man milk.
It's creamy, like the full fat stuff.
But does it come in pints with a gold top?
It's creamy, like the full fat stuff.