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Ok, so you are launching a male-grooming range.
Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.
You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.
And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.
Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you
"Man Milk"
Honestly.
Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.
You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.
And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.
Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you
"Man Milk"
Honestly.
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LMAO @ Wookiee!
lol!
There's a building product called 'Moisture Mate'
There's a building product called 'Moisture Mate'
Man Milk.
Oo err.
Oo err.
I suppose it could be useful for *some* men, who have a sort of physical problem...
But even then, it wouldn't be used for the purpose you made it for.
"Man Milk"...still, it's rather catchy. :D
But even then, it wouldn't be used for the purpose you made it for.
"Man Milk"...still, it's rather catchy. :D
You really really really wonder what the hell they are thinking?
Is the millionaire boss just wanting a laugh or something.
" I use MAN MILK "
Oooh tag me thinks
Is the millionaire boss just wanting a laugh or something.
" I use MAN MILK "
Oooh tag me thinks
What was the thinking behind Man Milk?
Was moisturising a manly face considered too girly? So what better way to capture the manliness of it all by adding man in front. No wait, Man Moisturiser is too obvious. I know! Man Milk!
No one said anything about Milkmen though, so it could be relatively safe, until people go to customer services to complain and are met with giggles:
"I want to complain, my Man Milk was supposed to be thick and creamy but it came out all watery!"
Or at the dry-cleaners:
"Oh I spilt Man Milk all over my suit, can you get the stain out?"
It's not going to work is it?
Was moisturising a manly face considered too girly? So what better way to capture the manliness of it all by adding man in front. No wait, Man Moisturiser is too obvious. I know! Man Milk!
No one said anything about Milkmen though, so it could be relatively safe, until people go to customer services to complain and are met with giggles:
"I want to complain, my Man Milk was supposed to be thick and creamy but it came out all watery!"
Or at the dry-cleaners:
"Oh I spilt Man Milk all over my suit, can you get the stain out?"
It's not going to work is it?
No way in hell am I buying it.
"Oh baby you smell nice, what is it?"
"Man Milk. I rubbed it into my beard before I came out"
"Lovely"
"Oh baby you smell nice, what is it?"
"Man Milk. I rubbed it into my beard before I came out"
"Lovely"
Either that or it will take off and become a marketing dream..!
Sometimes life is too weird, y'know what I'm saying?
I mean of all the things you could call a new product line.
Someone's gonna get fired when this hits the shelves.
I mean of all the things you could call a new product line.
Someone's gonna get fired when this hits the shelves.
pump & squeeze??
:D
:D
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