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"Worst Name Ever"

Ok, so you are launching a male-grooming range.
Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.

You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.

And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.

Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you

"Man Milk"

Honestly.

Shake it I guess...

What exactly will the packaging look like?

I wonder what you need to do to get it out?

hoho

I suppose homo's will buy it.

Is that the target audience for this product?

:D

So the rumours of it being good for the complexion are actually true?

I'm going to cover my face in Man Milk.

What's all this talk about a new aftershave? Ho ho.

All we can do now is hope it was all just a very bad late April's Fool joke...

That's a good one wookie.

Why not just call it "Oil of your lay"?

I've done my bit but that's what the client wants it to be called so that's what they're calling it.

I asked if they were being amusingly smutty and she asked me to explain.

*shakes head*

"I love the smell of man milk, it reminds me of bathtime"

Oh dear god...

...do all that you can to stop this, or they will be a laughing stock for a lifetime, and maybe a bit more.

But, why? Why? Why? WHY!? Who would call their product.. WHY!?!?