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Ok, so you are launching a male-grooming range.
Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.
You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.
And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.
Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you
"Man Milk"
Honestly.
Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.
You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.
And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.
Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you
"Man Milk"
Honestly.
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i read this
ROFL
ah i needed a good laugh
ROFL
ah i needed a good laugh
yep find a male assistant and really embaress him by asking for man milk
That's unlucky, that really is a bad name, i'm still going to go searching for it, might be a laugh with the people at the counter...
they could call it supa foam!
It begs the question, are all marketing people quite this stupid?
I wonder exactly how many man hours, and how much money went into the brainstorming of that name. And to think there are homeless people starving in the streets.
Give them jobs in advertising, I'm damn sure they'll do better than the professionals.
Still, I think there are one or two names they could've chosen which would sell slightly worse. "yak p**s" perhaps. Or "Camel vomit".
On seconds thoughts, those might well sell better....
I wonder exactly how many man hours, and how much money went into the brainstorming of that name. And to think there are homeless people starving in the streets.
Give them jobs in advertising, I'm damn sure they'll do better than the professionals.
Still, I think there are one or two names they could've chosen which would sell slightly worse. "yak p**s" perhaps. Or "Camel vomit".
On seconds thoughts, those might well sell better....
hmmmmmm while the name is kinda well dodgy it would of been fine on almost anything except stuff you put on your face.
i like the oil of your lay too wookie.
no wait i didn't mean it like that D'oh
i like the oil of your lay too wookie.
no wait i didn't mean it like that D'oh
ok.....lol
man milk. Just release the details to the sun or something and they'll get embarressed and change it. (real situaqtion they find out its you and sack you, oweind to this publicity it becomes succesful and soon everyone is rubbing man milk on themselves). Can't you call it the pulling potion or something crap like that and then some fool might buy it thinking it worked
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> lol!
There's a building product called 'Moisture Mate'
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*Runs*
> lol!
There's a building product called 'Moisture Mate'
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Hehe
Heh...
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*Runs*
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