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Ok, so you are launching a male-grooming range.
Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.
You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.
And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.
Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you
"Man Milk"
Honestly.
Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.
You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.
And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.
Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you
"Man Milk"
Honestly.
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Ok, so you are launching a male-grooming range.
Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.
You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.
And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.
Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you
"Man Milk"
Honestly.
Foam bath/Moisturiser/After Shave Gel etc etc.
You want it to appear sophisticated, suave, expensive and chic.
You have spent a lot of money on designing and creating the packaging and promo launches.
And what do you want to call this range?
I begged them, I told them not to. I tried to explain just how badly this would sell but they didn't listen.
Ladies & Gentlemen, coming by the end of this year, I present to you
"Man Milk"
Honestly.
I can produce my own man milk.
It's creamy, like the full fat stuff.
It's creamy, like the full fat stuff.
Meka Dragon wrote:
I can produce my own man milk.
It's creamy, like the full fat stuff.
But does it come in pints with a gold top?
I can produce my own man milk.
It's creamy, like the full fat stuff.
But does it come in pints with a gold top?
Yep, this is exactly what I said would happen but they didn't listen.
"Nobody would equate it with...that" says Marketing Woman.
Really?
I can't wait to see the commercials at the cinema.
"Hi, I'm a handsome male model. Every morning, or when I'm going out and I want to look my best, I reach for the man milk. It gives me all I need to keep me looking good. For anytime of day. Man Milk"
"Nobody would equate it with...that" says Marketing Woman.
Really?
I can't wait to see the commercials at the cinema.
"Hi, I'm a handsome male model. Every morning, or when I'm going out and I want to look my best, I reach for the man milk. It gives me all I need to keep me looking good. For anytime of day. Man Milk"
It's such an obvious link.
Point them to this thread and say "See".
Point them to this thread and say "See".
Oh dear, dear dear dear.
You must stop this from happening, Do they really think people will buy?
I can just see it as you are out shopping and the chap in the beauty parts of boots and other such places approaches you and says.
"Mind if I spary some of my Man Milk on you?"
You must stop this from happening, Do they really think people will buy?
I can just see it as you are out shopping and the chap in the beauty parts of boots and other such places approaches you and says.
"Mind if I spary some of my Man Milk on you?"
Yep.
This is exactly what I was saying
This is exactly what I was saying
"When I need to be refreshed, I just cover myself with Man Milk"
How dumb is your marketing woman? I would expect most people to laugh at Man Milk.
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