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Wed 03/04/02 at 15:07
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Girls like different things to boys.
That’s a given, but I have discovered that there are certain things, objects and foods, that are also only for boys and girls.
At great personal risk, I have managed to obtain the list from Estrogen HQ.

Programmes:

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
This is a girl’s show. To be watched only by girls that like a “bit of danger” and think Spike is “cute”. These girls are usually straight-laced but bad-at-heart girls that like to appear risky but still don’t want to do anything really daring like get a tattoo or pierce bits of their face.
If you watch this and are male, there are only two excuses:
(a) Your lady watches it and if you didn’t then you wouldn’t get any sugar.
(b) You are gay.
And you can’t use the excuse “I watch it because Buffy is hot”, because the fact you are watching this show means you either have a girlfriend, or you just want to wear her clothes anyway.

SEX IN THE CITY
Again, a total girl show.
For women, by women, about women.
Men don’t watch this because it’s everything we don’t like in women – it’s bitchy, whining, insecure and is invariably about their body shape and shoes and stuff.
Total Fem show with no redeeming male interests (and seeing 2 secs of boob does not justify the teeth-itching experience of being in a woman’s mind for 1hr per week)

HEARTBEAT/MONARCH OF THE GLEN/SUNDAY NIGHT 7-10pm SHOWS
These are all for women.
And women usually over the age of 38 at that. A nice, relaxing, warm and fluffy time of the evening for when the kids have been settled, chocolates have been opened and coffee made.
Men may watch these shows, but only because they are slumped in the armchair still working off Sunday lunch and it’s too early for a bath / w##k on the internet.

TOP GEAR
Man.
100% male show. If women watch this, it’s because they are lesbians or ugly and can’t get any men to live with them and fix their cars for them.
It’s about fast cars, and sometimes aeroplanes. This is man territory, stay away women.

PROGRAMMES ABOUT WAR
Male only zones.

NATURE DOCUMENTARIES
This is a tricky area.
Some shows are about lemurs and marmosets and other nice little animals, this is predominately a girl area.
But the ones about gorillas, sharks, crocs…any big killer animals are man episodes.
Or episodes about explorers (men) being brave and risking death from ice and stuff – Man show.


Food

SALAD
This is girl food.
Men cannot nor should not eat salad. Otherwise you’re a nancy boy that should be wearing plimsolls and worrying about his waist-size. You fairy.
Salad is acceptable on a man plate if used as a garnish only. Any more than a sprig and you are approaching “Well I shouldn’t really” zones. And that is not a place for a man.

FRUIT
Minefield of gender-issues.

TANGERINE
Girl. Easy to open, light and can be eaten WHILST DOING YOUR NAILS

ORANGES
Man. A sod to open, messy and take an age to eat. Best done whilst waiting for war movies to start on Channel 5 (bloke channel)

MELONS
Watermelon is unisex, but Galia and other melons are girly. For obvious reasons.

PRAWN COCKTAIL
Woman woman woman woman woman woman woman woman. No man alive should have ever ordered one of these, otherwise you are a Femmy bloke with soft, luxuriant hair.

CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA
Woman. Typical curry ordered by woman (usually with a white wine), whilst men order Jalfrezi and madras and (only to attempted by drunken men in a group) Phaal.

QUICHE
So utterly female I’m feeling fruity just writing the word. Men have no business with chilled dairy products.


There are many others, but I’m bored and want a smoke. (Malboro is man smoke, Silk Cut is girly, B&H are Unisex. Lambert & Butler are pikey, no matter what sex).
Wed 03/04/02 at 17:03
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Your Honour wrote:
> Ah, but are dinner paries woman?

Because at a dinner part blokes get together
> to eat, drink and talk about football. Which is obviously Man.

Man would call this "feast" not dinner party. Dinner parties must be woman.
Wed 03/04/02 at 17:02
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Long hair. Man or Woman?
Wed 03/04/02 at 17:02
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Ah, but are dinner paries woman?

Because at a dinner part blokes get together to eat, drink and talk about football. Which is obviously Man.
Wed 03/04/02 at 17:00
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Dinner parties are woman because men are uncomfortable sitting at a table.
Wed 03/04/02 at 16:58
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Dinner Parties = Woman

Because a man would call it "A do"
Wed 03/04/02 at 16:58
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Ripped jeans.

Apart from being utterly 80's... what sex?
Wed 03/04/02 at 16:57
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Dinner parties:

Man or woman?
Wed 03/04/02 at 16:57
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Pizza is woman
Until you slap on some man toppings, usually meat that has come from animal. then it changes to man.
Wed 03/04/02 at 16:53
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AliBoy wrote:
> What about Elvis's music??

also Dana International the "thing"
> that did eurovision?

--

Eurovision is woman. Without a doubt.

And Elvis is man. Because he wore a white jumpsuit and died on the toilet. You dont get any more bloke than dying on the crapper wearing a nappy.
Wed 03/04/02 at 16:52
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Stop talking about Kilroy you girls.

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