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That's right, I wanted to like this game I really did but the more I play it the more it dawns on me just how pathetically retarded it is.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
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Maverick42 wrote:
> Alcofrolic wrote:
> im assuming you mean the mammoth in the snow?
>
> Yes, he's lying down in the snow. Very weak, he needs food.
ok, if you look around there is a block on the ice, you can push it up to the wall and climb up. the other root is over the wall, search about and youll find it.
i dont want to give to much away, that would be silly!
lol
if you need more help ill gladly tell you, but isnt it more fun to do it yourself?
i was stuck on the first boss for ages!
he just wouldnt die!
you have that to look forward to! he he he!
> Alcofrolic wrote:
> im assuming you mean the mammoth in the snow?
>
> Yes, he's lying down in the snow. Very weak, he needs food.
ok, if you look around there is a block on the ice, you can push it up to the wall and climb up. the other root is over the wall, search about and youll find it.
i dont want to give to much away, that would be silly!
lol
if you need more help ill gladly tell you, but isnt it more fun to do it yourself?
i was stuck on the first boss for ages!
he just wouldnt die!
you have that to look forward to! he he he!
Look if Maverick is asking for help than it is not as straigh forward as people are saying. You have not convinced me NOT to part with my £35 for it, So I will buy it when I have raised the funds!
Alcofrolic wrote:
> im assuming you mean the mammoth in the snow?
Yes, he's lying down in the snow. Very weak, he needs food.
> im assuming you mean the mammoth in the snow?
Yes, he's lying down in the snow. Very weak, he needs food.
Parr wrote:
> Turak wrote:
> rent my friends
>
> No I have my own friends thankyou!
Lol - that was so good, it needs acknowledgement!
> Turak wrote:
> rent my friends
>
> No I have my own friends thankyou!
Lol - that was so good, it needs acknowledgement!
You see, I do think when I want to! Anyway, I will have my own opinion when I buy the game!
god i really cant type today!
lol
lol
it isnt that simple, some parts are actually wuite taxing
which is good obviously.
I see Parr has some knowledge in his ead.
Good to see, makes a pleasant change
which is good obviously.
I see Parr has some knowledge in his ead.
Good to see, makes a pleasant change
You know, if they are stuck then it isn't THAT simple!
Maverick42 wrote:
> Look guys, I really like the game. As does my friends. And Fuzzy, and
> Whitestripes. So opinions differ - who cares? In my opinion, as a fan
> of Zelda games - it's an essential purchase.
>
> By the way, I'm on the mines, and there's a mammoth who will help me
> get through the front gates if I can find him some food. Now I've
> brought him one root, but I'm stuck now, as he says he wants more.
>
> Any ideas?
im assuming you mean the mammoth in the snow?
> Look guys, I really like the game. As does my friends. And Fuzzy, and
> Whitestripes. So opinions differ - who cares? In my opinion, as a fan
> of Zelda games - it's an essential purchase.
>
> By the way, I'm on the mines, and there's a mammoth who will help me
> get through the front gates if I can find him some food. Now I've
> brought him one root, but I'm stuck now, as he says he wants more.
>
> Any ideas?
im assuming you mean the mammoth in the snow?
thgank u, at last someone who agrees with me.
:)
:)
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