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"Savatt Vote FAQ"

With my campaign carrying the momentum of a runaway freight train, many of you have had questions that need answering, so I have decided to allow you troglodites a piece of my busy god like schedule to help you see the light.


1. What will be the pro's of me voting for you ? Why the
hell should I do it ??

A. ::fingertips together:: Well there are many pro's to
voting for me - You get to see your family again, I
don't throw a paddy and take the whole forum with me to
hell and of course it puts me in a position where
everyone has always wanted me.


2. No really, why should I vote for you ?

A. I dunno, I play games a lot. More importantly I can
crush you like a paper cup ! ::struggles crushing the
paper cup but finally does it:: Hehe.


3. I am very stupid and blind in my choice of voting and am
thinking of voting for an alternative unworthy and
stupid individual, what are the repucussions for such
a stupid decision ?

A. Let me point out that all the rumours of people doing
such a move and being victimised, name called, beaten
with large sticks, property damaged and burnt to the
ground are not strictly true.......::glare:: Although
they're not strictly fiction either !


4. When you are elected as Notable, what will happen ?

A. All people who vote for me will recieve gameaday prizes
everyday, Army Men games will be abolished off the face
of the earth, prices on games will come down
considerably, there will be new reddie gifts at SR such
as a new sports car and there will never be bad line
connections ruining online game sessions ever again !
............What are you looking at me like that for ?
You believed the others pony and trap stories !


5. Will I ever be able to compare with your god like status
around the world ?

A. No.


6. Can I have your autograph ?

A. Yes.


::fingertips together:: Excellent...

Fish-e wrote:
> Goldfish, what a petty argument, being called savatt is worse. Fish aren't a
> thing you can mess with, especially mutant ones.


Which exist where exactly ?

I live in anything but a fishbowl.

As i am a mutant, i can take any and many forms. I can destroy with a click of my hnds, including that pathetic Mr Burns Impression.

Now don't satnd up we don't want you to break anything

should i let the cat have some fun with it sir?

And a fish having feet to stamp on mud doesn't make much sense either
hur, hur, hur ::dribble::

Opps, hard to do an impression of that interlect level for too long without drooling down my chin....

Leave my sight before I urinate in your bowl fishstick boy

::fingers together:: Excellent...

Army men ay, i'll ad that to my collection and once you are dying i will make you eat it and every other crud game.

Arny can do nothing to me fools

Goldfish, what a petty argument, being called savatt is worse. Fish aren't a thing you can mess with, especially mutant ones.

ah your gunna regret that, shall i send him the Army men game on PS sir?

You are no god to me, you are just a a piece of mud at the bottom of my mutant shoe, punk.

sav....
....att

hur hur hur

that makes totally no sense

Monkey spasms eh ? Pants, but still impressive for a goldfish..

He will bow doen to me, no can oppose me and if he does try i will make him have monkey spasms