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"Savatt Vote FAQ"

With my campaign carrying the momentum of a runaway freight train, many of you have had questions that need answering, so I have decided to allow you troglodites a piece of my busy god like schedule to help you see the light.


1. What will be the pro's of me voting for you ? Why the
hell should I do it ??

A. ::fingertips together:: Well there are many pro's to
voting for me - You get to see your family again, I
don't throw a paddy and take the whole forum with me to
hell and of course it puts me in a position where
everyone has always wanted me.


2. No really, why should I vote for you ?

A. I dunno, I play games a lot. More importantly I can
crush you like a paper cup ! ::struggles crushing the
paper cup but finally does it:: Hehe.


3. I am very stupid and blind in my choice of voting and am
thinking of voting for an alternative unworthy and
stupid individual, what are the repucussions for such
a stupid decision ?

A. Let me point out that all the rumours of people doing
such a move and being victimised, name called, beaten
with large sticks, property damaged and burnt to the
ground are not strictly true.......::glare:: Although
they're not strictly fiction either !


4. When you are elected as Notable, what will happen ?

A. All people who vote for me will recieve gameaday prizes
everyday, Army Men games will be abolished off the face
of the earth, prices on games will come down
considerably, there will be new reddie gifts at SR such
as a new sports car and there will never be bad line
connections ruining online game sessions ever again !
............What are you looking at me like that for ?
You believed the others pony and trap stories !


5. Will I ever be able to compare with your god like status
around the world ?

A. No.


6. Can I have your autograph ?

A. Yes.


::fingertips together:: Excellent...

could've fooled me, thats all i have to say

knowing him he won't be pulling anything out (well trying to) he will be trying to stick something up.

However he shall fail

hehe i'll throw a plan together and i aint bent you idiot.

for that i shall get the salt chips and ketchup grrrrrrrr

Fish-e wrote:
> chips, you intend to beat me with chips, i will crush you and those feeble
> things bare handedly, you will never be able to stand up against my awsome
> power, for i am the perfect being.

No, its not the chips that will beat you, its Resurection pulling your guts out your backside before presenting you on a plate to me WITH chips that will beat you...

just wait, your time will come

Fish-e wrote:
> ~Resurection~ wrote:
> and this scares me why, fool you shall bow
> down

prey you shall see what happens when you try to oppose me


We're waiting...

::fingertips together::

This shalt continue tomorrow, and it will be the end for you.

chips, you intend to beat me with chips, i will crush you and those feeble things bare handedly, you will never be able to stand up against my awsome power, for i am the perfect being.

The only thing I'm going to pay for are the chips to go with your gutted corpse chippy merchandise

::fingertips together, evil burns smile::

~Resurection~ wrote:
> and this scares me why, fool you shall bow down

prey you shall see what happens when you try to oppose me