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"Savatt Vote FAQ"

With my campaign carrying the momentum of a runaway freight train, many of you have had questions that need answering, so I have decided to allow you troglodites a piece of my busy god like schedule to help you see the light.


1. What will be the pro's of me voting for you ? Why the
hell should I do it ??

A. ::fingertips together:: Well there are many pro's to
voting for me - You get to see your family again, I
don't throw a paddy and take the whole forum with me to
hell and of course it puts me in a position where
everyone has always wanted me.


2. No really, why should I vote for you ?

A. I dunno, I play games a lot. More importantly I can
crush you like a paper cup ! ::struggles crushing the
paper cup but finally does it:: Hehe.


3. I am very stupid and blind in my choice of voting and am
thinking of voting for an alternative unworthy and
stupid individual, what are the repucussions for such
a stupid decision ?

A. Let me point out that all the rumours of people doing
such a move and being victimised, name called, beaten
with large sticks, property damaged and burnt to the
ground are not strictly true.......::glare:: Although
they're not strictly fiction either !


4. When you are elected as Notable, what will happen ?

A. All people who vote for me will recieve gameaday prizes
everyday, Army Men games will be abolished off the face
of the earth, prices on games will come down
considerably, there will be new reddie gifts at SR such
as a new sports car and there will never be bad line
connections ruining online game sessions ever again !
............What are you looking at me like that for ?
You believed the others pony and trap stories !


5. Will I ever be able to compare with your god like status
around the world ?

A. No.


6. Can I have your autograph ?

A. Yes.


::fingertips together:: Excellent...

~Resurection~ wrote:
> Hehe i will never change sides. i'm with the best, why would i join a mutant
> fish.


you'll pay hard for this, it'll be more than your windows that get
> done.

stay away from my behind you queer

for such ignorance thou shalt die both slowly and painfully

and this scares me why, fool you shall bow down

savatt1668 wrote:
> Which exist where exactly ?

anywhere and
> everywhere


Reeeeeeally,
> how very interesting, do go on about this fluffy mutant fish land you reside
> in

::whispers to resurection:: Give his friends a call, the ones with the
> extra tight coats...


thou who mock my land, friends and family shall suffer the most, an you fall into each of those categories.

you will pay for your ignorance

Hehe i will never change sides. i'm with the best, why would i join a mutant fish.


you'll pay hard for this, it'll be more than your windows that get done.

no your back

i would rather turn into something alot more intimidating, then i will crush you like the insignificant worm that you are.

I will rid the world of you once and for all.

now i have plans to decipher this shall continue tomorrow, same place, worm.

Which exist where exactly ?

anywhere and
> everywhere


Reeeeeeally, how very interesting, do go on about this fluffy mutant fish land you reside in

::whispers to resurection:: Give his friends a call, the ones with the extra tight coats...

Fish-e wrote:
> I live in anything but a fishbowl.

As i am a mutant, i can take any and many
> forms. I can destroy with a click of my hnds, including that pathetic Mr Burns
> Impression.

Now don't satnd up we don't want you to break anything


Such as your credibility ? Or maybe your neck ::evil burns smile::

The changing of forms thing sounds good, how bout you change yourself to the size of a small fishstick, will be much easier to flush down the toilet, thus releasing you back to your home.....

savatt1668 wrote:
> Fish-e wrote:
> Goldfish, what a petty argument, being called savatt is
> worse. Fish aren't a
> thing you can mess with, especially mutant
> ones.


Which exist where exactly ?

anywhere and everywhere

I eat cats for breakfast

Resurection now is the last time to join my side or i shall destroy your barbie collection.

trust me i will

~Resurection~ wrote:
> should i let the cat have some fun with it sir?


Indeed