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"Savatt Vote FAQ"

With my campaign carrying the momentum of a runaway freight train, many of you have had questions that need answering, so I have decided to allow you troglodites a piece of my busy god like schedule to help you see the light.


1. What will be the pro's of me voting for you ? Why the
hell should I do it ??

A. ::fingertips together:: Well there are many pro's to
voting for me - You get to see your family again, I
don't throw a paddy and take the whole forum with me to
hell and of course it puts me in a position where
everyone has always wanted me.


2. No really, why should I vote for you ?

A. I dunno, I play games a lot. More importantly I can
crush you like a paper cup ! ::struggles crushing the
paper cup but finally does it:: Hehe.


3. I am very stupid and blind in my choice of voting and am
thinking of voting for an alternative unworthy and
stupid individual, what are the repucussions for such
a stupid decision ?

A. Let me point out that all the rumours of people doing
such a move and being victimised, name called, beaten
with large sticks, property damaged and burnt to the
ground are not strictly true.......::glare:: Although
they're not strictly fiction either !


4. When you are elected as Notable, what will happen ?

A. All people who vote for me will recieve gameaday prizes
everyday, Army Men games will be abolished off the face
of the earth, prices on games will come down
considerably, there will be new reddie gifts at SR such
as a new sports car and there will never be bad line
connections ruining online game sessions ever again !
............What are you looking at me like that for ?
You believed the others pony and trap stories !


5. Will I ever be able to compare with your god like status
around the world ?

A. No.


6. Can I have your autograph ?

A. Yes.


::fingertips together:: Excellent...

*starts badly dubbed film mouth movements*

You will never defeat me

*mouth movements continue*

you forget i am no ordinary fish

*strikes martial arts pose*

i am a mutant

*starts making funny japanese martial art noises*

now you will die

Once he is in pieces feed the remains to Taxman, Jaws and Clive......

hounds already released sir, another excelent decision i must say.

Ah, how amusing, a fish trying to tell me to bow down......My friend I eat people like yourself for breakfast !........Well, more dinner really, wouldn't want fish for breakfast........Although I know certain friends that would.......Resurection.....Release the hounds.....

::sits back stroking Mr Bigglesworth:: Excellent...

Fish-e wrote:
> Bow down to me you insignificant worms


oh trying to step on savatt's toes are we, we'll see who bows down,

Bow down to me you insignificant worms

Cinnamon wrote:
> Well I ain't the man for the job because I'm ain't a man.

But finger-tips
> together all the same.


hehe excelent

Well I ain't the man for the job because I'm ain't a man.

But finger-tips together all the same.

*finger tips together* Excelent


hey he's at work someone has to do it and as his right hand man it had to be me :)


still needs a left hand man though :)

This "finger-tips together" thing you got going is cracking me up!