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"Savatt Vote FAQ"

With my campaign carrying the momentum of a runaway freight train, many of you have had questions that need answering, so I have decided to allow you troglodites a piece of my busy god like schedule to help you see the light.


1. What will be the pro's of me voting for you ? Why the
hell should I do it ??

A. ::fingertips together:: Well there are many pro's to
voting for me - You get to see your family again, I
don't throw a paddy and take the whole forum with me to
hell and of course it puts me in a position where
everyone has always wanted me.


2. No really, why should I vote for you ?

A. I dunno, I play games a lot. More importantly I can
crush you like a paper cup ! ::struggles crushing the
paper cup but finally does it:: Hehe.


3. I am very stupid and blind in my choice of voting and am
thinking of voting for an alternative unworthy and
stupid individual, what are the repucussions for such
a stupid decision ?

A. Let me point out that all the rumours of people doing
such a move and being victimised, name called, beaten
with large sticks, property damaged and burnt to the
ground are not strictly true.......::glare:: Although
they're not strictly fiction either !


4. When you are elected as Notable, what will happen ?

A. All people who vote for me will recieve gameaday prizes
everyday, Army Men games will be abolished off the face
of the earth, prices on games will come down
considerably, there will be new reddie gifts at SR such
as a new sports car and there will never be bad line
connections ruining online game sessions ever again !
............What are you looking at me like that for ?
You believed the others pony and trap stories !


5. Will I ever be able to compare with your god like status
around the world ?

A. No.


6. Can I have your autograph ?

A. Yes.


::fingertips together:: Excellent...

you obviously don't know savat well, he paid for that ability and it wasn't cheap, believe or not you shall die.


then we'll see who eats who

i doubt it, there is "ALWAYS" a side effect to that process and savatt does not have it, so i'm afraid you are lying and trying to scare me, but it will not work prey.

I will eat you both whole

ah you forget that savatt has a lizard like healing ability.


*watchs as savatt's fingers magicly grow back*



Ah that was money well spen i have to say sir :)

No time for this tonight

I will be writing a story on this, i advise you to do the same if you want the scenario of your choice

Yeah,

*sniffs around*

Mr Bigglesworth is rotting

and you fingers stubs are turning green and grimy

Theres that smell again....

::carries on stroking mr bigglesworth::

*shoots Mr Bigglesworth and chops off savatts fingers*

Mwa ha ha ha ha

Cinnamon wrote:
> I'm glad to see the white cat and the sharks I sent you are settling
> in.

Anyway, fingertips together and all that...



Indeed they are, thankyou very much for the pets

::strokes Mr Bigglesworth:: Excellent...

Cinnamon wrote:
> I'm glad to see the white cat and the sharks I sent you are settling
> in.

Anyway, fingertips together and all that...



ah nice to see your learning it all well with the fingers and all.


sorry for thinking you were a bloke :)

*hangs head in shame* how stupid was i

oops wrong topic

anyways....

You shall all perish you evil doers