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Ma woman gone back home
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:
Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep
Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.
Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.
Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:
Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep
Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.
Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.
Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.
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Goaty,
You're kinda lucky there... Its better than
Wake up at 6:45 by screaming mum.
Attempt to get dressed.
Get into DISTRICT LINE tube at around 7:20
Sitting tube for approximately 1 hour admiring floor.
Arrive at school.
Sit through assembly (Still havent woken up completely)
Explained that 1+1=2 in maths lesson
Post here for 5 min at break.
Lessons.
Fed stuff meant to be food at 'lunchtime'
Lessons.
Compulsory after school sports.
Get into tube train at around 5:30.
Get home at 6:30 after another hour admiring floor of tube.
Attempt 3 page essay on Russia.
Attempt to sleep.
Sleep.
Wake up at 6:45 by screaming mum.
Attempt to get dressed.
Get into DISTRICT LINE tube at around 7:20
Sitting tube for approximately 1 hour admiring floor.
etc.. etc..
Goatyboy.. you're lucky
You're kinda lucky there... Its better than
Wake up at 6:45 by screaming mum.
Attempt to get dressed.
Get into DISTRICT LINE tube at around 7:20
Sitting tube for approximately 1 hour admiring floor.
Arrive at school.
Sit through assembly (Still havent woken up completely)
Explained that 1+1=2 in maths lesson
Post here for 5 min at break.
Lessons.
Fed stuff meant to be food at 'lunchtime'
Lessons.
Compulsory after school sports.
Get into tube train at around 5:30.
Get home at 6:30 after another hour admiring floor of tube.
Attempt 3 page essay on Russia.
Attempt to sleep.
Sleep.
Wake up at 6:45 by screaming mum.
Attempt to get dressed.
Get into DISTRICT LINE tube at around 7:20
Sitting tube for approximately 1 hour admiring floor.
etc.. etc..
Goatyboy.. you're lucky
Oh such problems in your life :P (not you er-no)
If this is what men do when they grow up. Please can I hurry up and get there!
Its better than...
Wake up at 7.35am.
Go to college.
Listen to crap about Descartes everyday.
Come home.
Write about Descartes.
Try to sleep at 11pm.
Get to sleep at about 4am.
Its better than...
Wake up at 7.35am.
Go to college.
Listen to crap about Descartes everyday.
Come home.
Write about Descartes.
Try to sleep at 11pm.
Get to sleep at about 4am.
I suggest you watch all the Kevin Smith films, followed by many trips to the cinema to see truly bad films and laugh at the fools enjoying them. Oh, and get UKGold for the A-Tem repeats. Today they went to Kenya, and B.A said "Let's skin them poachers" and "This dirt,fu!". So there you go.
Ma woman gone back home
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:
Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep
Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.
Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.
Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:
Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep
Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.
Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.
Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.
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