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"Being single sucks"

Ma woman gone back home
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:

Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep

Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.

Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.

Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.

Pants, and Toast. Ohh yeah what an idea.. except school sort of gets in the way, and my parents..
Mm.

*Thinks Harder*

Dog peed on bed? Mwuah, sounds like my kind of dog :o)

(I don't pee on peoples beds, but its the sort of thing I might do.. I have said enough..)

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Are you American CD?

no, why?

CD

Well, goaty was talking about pants as in underwear, the Americans call trousers pants, so I was just asking...

You're not single, you bum. You're... err... together, but miles away. You've bettered the rest of us with that alone. :0)

If goaty's on about underwear pants then why wasn't he thrown out of blockbusters then, because he says he was in pants., Oh this is too confusing, forget I ever mentioned it

I just re-read it and it made sense now. bye

*ground swallows CD up*

Grix Thraves wrote:
> You're not single, you bum. You're... err... together, but miles away. You've
> bettered the rest of us with that alone. :0)

Heh, yep, that's true.

Damn...still got to do 5 long questions based on sources about the Suffragettes, and then a whole page of cumalative frequency stuff.

Ah well, at least it's not for tomorrow.

I was meant to research "Great Expectations" for tomorrow.

just look out for the

Undiestaker (drums) *ba dum* undertaker geddit?


(sigh)

I went to Blockbuster in my pants.
Star Wars jockey shorts.
And a really long coat, Silent Bob style.
Just because it made me laugh to know I was renting videos wearing pants.

hur hur hur

man...3 weeks is going to take forever.

You could put yourself into a deep commar and just hope that after three weeks you'll suddenly be revieved by some naked woman who appears next to you and aiding you back to good health.