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Ma woman gone back home
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:
Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep
Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.
Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.
Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:
Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep
Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.
Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.
Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.
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Goatboy wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> or he could just play games,eat pizza,watch dvds,and
> wrestle tigers in his pants
> for the next three weeks
--
How did you
> know I have tigers in my pants?
She is that figure when you turn around but never see. She is that figure who follows you, you feel her breath but never turn. She is....
> Mystique wrote:
> or he could just play games,eat pizza,watch dvds,and
> wrestle tigers in his pants
> for the next three weeks
--
How did you
> know I have tigers in my pants?
She is that figure when you turn around but never see. She is that figure who follows you, you feel her breath but never turn. She is....
i dunno it was just a feeling i had i just knew..
wierd
wierd
er-no stop using the "reply quoting this message" button so stupidly
Mystique wrote:
> er-no stop using the "reply quoting this message" button so stupidly
I don't think I am Mystique... I alter what shouldn't be there, and in the last case if I had just quoted Goatboy saying 'be quiet' it would have looked stupid.
I alter it when it needs to be altered.
> er-no stop using the "reply quoting this message" button so stupidly
I don't think I am Mystique... I alter what shouldn't be there, and in the last case if I had just quoted Goatboy saying 'be quiet' it would have looked stupid.
I alter it when it needs to be altered.
you are using it willy nilly
stop it
stop it
Am not.
Grrrr...
(Oh great, now I feel like Tony the Tiger).
Grrrr...
(Oh great, now I feel like Tony the Tiger).
Are to.
Children, this will end in tears.
I'm off to bed now, I've run out of internet sites to visit.
One last smoke and cuppa.
I'm off to bed now, I've run out of internet sites to visit.
One last smoke and cuppa.
maybe you should pay the asain prince a visit
I AM NOT A CHILD
*throws dart at Goatboy's face*
.........
Am not!
*throws dart at Goatboy's face*
.........
Am not!
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