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"Being single sucks"

Ma woman gone back home
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:

Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep

Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.

Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.

Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.

If goaty's on about underwear pants then why wasn't he thrown out of blockbusters then, because he says he was in pants., Oh this is too confusing, forget I ever mentioned it

You're not single, you bum. You're... err... together, but miles away. You've bettered the rest of us with that alone. :0)

Well, goaty was talking about pants as in underwear, the Americans call trousers pants, so I was just asking...

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Are you American CD?

no, why?

CD

Pants, and Toast. Ohh yeah what an idea.. except school sort of gets in the way, and my parents..
Mm.

*Thinks Harder*

Dog peed on bed? Mwuah, sounds like my kind of dog :o)

(I don't pee on peoples beds, but its the sort of thing I might do.. I have said enough..)

Are you American CD?

Goatboy, in your post, you repeatedly talk about wearing pants. what makes you think that if you got married you'd be wearing anything other then pants. Do you think that when you get married, men have to wear skirts? Because I dont know any that do.

Just a thought CD

Goatboy,

Can i suggest playing Spider Solitaire...
It can get very addictive therefore wasting a lot of time between those periods we call sleep....

Goatboy, I have some sound advice for you, sleep for 3 weeks:D

Kinda like a turtle would in Hibernation.

Ha ha ha. I've had the last three weeks off uni and I go back tomorrow for 8 weeks before another 3 week stint at dossing. In between that I'm making your goddamn website Goatboy - you better have them pics or god help you *shakes fist*. Haven't got a timetable yet. I live with my girlfriend so there are endless amounts of fun there! She's good at Tony Hawk's, but I can kcik her ass, so she doesn't mess with me!