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"Being single sucks"

Ma woman gone back home
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:

Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep

Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.

Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.

Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.

or he could just play games,eat pizza,watch dvds,and wrestle tigers in his pants for the next three weeks

Why u gotta do nothing for three weeks? Work all hours u can for the three weeks, then shower your women with gifts and cool stuff, that way u will both be happy when u see each other again.

hey, now you can go out and buy the rock that will sink the titanic!!

Shaneos Mother wrote:
> You could put yourself into a deep commar and just hope that after three weeks
> you'll suddenly be revieved by some naked woman who appears next to you and
> aiding you back to good health.


Be quiet.

good point!

You could put yourself into a deep commar and just hope that after three weeks you'll suddenly be revieved by some naked woman who appears next to you and aiding you back to good health.

I went to Blockbuster in my pants.
Star Wars jockey shorts.
And a really long coat, Silent Bob style.
Just because it made me laugh to know I was renting videos wearing pants.

hur hur hur

man...3 weeks is going to take forever.

just look out for the

Undiestaker (drums) *ba dum* undertaker geddit?


(sigh)

Grix Thraves wrote:
> You're not single, you bum. You're... err... together, but miles away. You've
> bettered the rest of us with that alone. :0)

Heh, yep, that's true.

Damn...still got to do 5 long questions based on sources about the Suffragettes, and then a whole page of cumalative frequency stuff.

Ah well, at least it's not for tomorrow.

I was meant to research "Great Expectations" for tomorrow.

I just re-read it and it made sense now. bye

*ground swallows CD up*