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"Being single sucks"

Ma woman gone back home
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:

Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep

Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.

Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.

Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.

good point!

Shaneos Mother wrote:
> You could put yourself into a deep commar and just hope that after three weeks
> you'll suddenly be revieved by some naked woman who appears next to you and
> aiding you back to good health.


Be quiet.

hey, now you can go out and buy the rock that will sink the titanic!!

Why u gotta do nothing for three weeks? Work all hours u can for the three weeks, then shower your women with gifts and cool stuff, that way u will both be happy when u see each other again.

or he could just play games,eat pizza,watch dvds,and wrestle tigers in his pants for the next three weeks

well yeah, that's the next best alternative.

especailly if there good games, and dvd's with lots of good features

Who said I'm doing nothing?
Just the weekends.

Call me strange but this is usally my option:
Stay at home and play computer games
or
Go see my girlfriend

oh my, i dont know how you make the decision every week
it must rip you apart

*wonders how many nerdy boys will reply "games"*

Mystique wrote:
> or he could just play games,eat pizza,watch dvds,and wrestle tigers in his pants
> for the next three weeks

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How did you know I have tigers in my pants?

Goatboy wrote:
> Shaneos Mother wrote:
> You could put yourself into a deep commar and just
> hope that after three weeks
> you'll suddenly be revieved by some naked
> woman who appears next to you and
> aiding you back to good health.


Be
> quiet.

lol.