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"Being single sucks"

Ma woman gone back home
*dur-dur-dur-dum*
Ok, end of the Blues riff.
I've got 3 weeks with no lady.
1st weekend went like this:

Saturday:
Wake up.
Wander about the house in my pants eating toast.
Watch Battle Royale again. Still in pants.
Go to Blockbuster. Rubbish not worth renting.
Come home.
Play GTA3. In my pants.(I dont have GTA3 in my pants, I was just playing it. Wearing my pants)
Make up a song about how rubbish Nintendo is.
Realise song is rubbish.
Eat more toast.
Watch Ghandi on DVD.
Scratch
Play Wolfenstien online until 4am.
Sleep

Sunday:
Wake up at 11am.
Play Wolfenstein online.
Realise dog has peed on my bed.
Cry.
Stare forlornly at cupboard for food.
Order pizza
Post crap here.
More Wolfenstein.
And now it's right now.

Man, how the hell am I going to last 3 weeks of this?
I'll be eating toast in my pants and playing Wolfenstein online, that's how.

Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
I hate it.

I know how it feels I just split up with my girl 2 days ago after a year over nothing and I just sit killing random people on GTA3 whilst listening to depressing music. Cheer up at least u will c her again!!!

i have been single all my life.
though i suppose 16 is still a young age.

i want a girl

Just thought I'd take this opportunity to tell you all that being married rules.

maybe you should pay the asian prince a visit

I AM NOT A CHILD

*throws dart at Goatboy's face*

.........

Am not!

maybe you should pay the asain prince a visit

Children, this will end in tears.

I'm off to bed now, I've run out of internet sites to visit.

One last smoke and cuppa.

Are to.

Am not.

Grrrr...

(Oh great, now I feel like Tony the Tiger).