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"Special Reserve's Uk chat forums...addictive???"

"My name is Cong and I am a chat-a-holic"#
"Hi cong..."

Most of you a probably tittering at the very idea of chat forums annonymous. But the addictive nature of these forums is becoming an ever increasing problem. Recently I have found myself spending every spare minute in these forums, either desrperately trying to up my position in the top 100 posters from the last 30 days leaderboard, or even worse than that, causing my eyes and my brain untold damage in my desperate attempts to get another hit of 'GAD'.

These endless hours spent desperately trying to find something funny to say, has taken it's toll on all other aspects of my life. My managerment career in Championship Manager 2001/02 has sufferend and i am now stuck with Farnborough.

My physical health has detriorated too. My eyes are red raw and the ends of my fingers sore from typing.My butt has doubled in size where I have been sat on it all day and night and my friends have ostracised me.

Therefore I think these forums should henceforth carry suffienct warnings about the effect they can have on your life. If not I will be going to the newspapers to alert people of this alarming new trend.

hey Afro, buy me a beer (8-(])

Might do... :D

Erm addictive noooo.

Sniper[UK²] wrote:
> Erm addictive noooo.

Thanks for that Sniper. :D

Ant wrote:
> Sniper[UK²] wrote:
> Erm addictive noooo.

Thanks for that Sniper.
> :D

Hehe!

Oi!!! Gerrof my topic with your pointless posts (B-(|)

†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> Oi!!! Gerrof my topic with your pointless posts (B-(|)

Gerrof your own topic with your own pointless posts, and then mine, and then the people that will quote this... hmmm.

AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> Sniper[UK²] wrote:
> Erm addictive noooo.

Thanks
> for that Sniper.
> :D

Hehe!

What an amazing sentiment from Sniper PhD! We are all astounded by his words and wait for his next post, avidly!

...and that teaches us an important lesson - don't do crack!:p

Remember Kids...Drugs are bad mmmmm'kay?

Ýhë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> Remember Kids...Drugs are bad mmmmm'kay?


Warning - UKchatforums can seriously improve your spelling and chatting can increase your typing speed

Warning - Chatting on UKchatforums can cause Gobbledegook. Look for confused expressions on the faces of friends and family. Moderate abbreviations accordingly and avoid leaping from one subject to another.

Warning - Newbies can seriously damage your health.