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"My name is Cong and I am a chat-a-holic"#
"Hi cong..."
Most of you a probably tittering at the very idea of chat forums annonymous. But the addictive nature of these forums is becoming an ever increasing problem. Recently I have found myself spending every spare minute in these forums, either desrperately trying to up my position in the top 100 posters from the last 30 days leaderboard, or even worse than that, causing my eyes and my brain untold damage in my desperate attempts to get another hit of 'GAD'.
These endless hours spent desperately trying to find something funny to say, has taken it's toll on all other aspects of my life. My managerment career in Championship Manager 2001/02 has sufferend and i am now stuck with Farnborough.
My physical health has detriorated too. My eyes are red raw and the ends of my fingers sore from typing.My butt has doubled in size where I have been sat on it all day and night and my friends have ostracised me.
Therefore I think these forums should henceforth carry suffienct warnings about the effect they can have on your life. If not I will be going to the newspapers to alert people of this alarming new trend.
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Sorry, no offence to SR, I know that was slightly random and mindless, but I didn't mean anything by it :(.
I tried to leave, I really did..
... I just like being here. Nice to talk to people who I probably won't ever meet and therefore they cant hurt me like all other humans.
Are you bots?
... I just like being here. Nice to talk to people who I probably won't ever meet and therefore they cant hurt me like all other humans.
Are you bots?
Prawn Star wrote:
Did you know that pigs can have a thirty minute orgasm!
you will be interested to know we have just had this discussion on MSN havent we PS
Did you know that pigs can have a thirty minute orgasm!
you will be interested to know we have just had this discussion on MSN havent we PS
Kid Rock wrote:
> Prawn Star wrote:
Did you know that pigs can have a thirty minute
> orgasm!
you will be interested to know we have just had this discussion on
> MSN havent we PS
Thats nothing compared to what I can make women have....
*runs*
> Prawn Star wrote:
Did you know that pigs can have a thirty minute
> orgasm!
you will be interested to know we have just had this discussion on
> MSN havent we PS
Thats nothing compared to what I can make women have....
*runs*
go er-no and never come back
* in a pathetic attempt at at the voice of Scar from Lion King*
* in a pathetic attempt at at the voice of Scar from Lion King*
†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> Not to worry anyway guys...Special Reserve have made me a whpopping great
> 'goodwill payment' not to go to the press...chat on ;)
Sorry i've been away so long, but that goodwill payemnt just bought me copious amounts of Alcohol, down the hatch :)
> Not to worry anyway guys...Special Reserve have made me a whpopping great
> 'goodwill payment' not to go to the press...chat on ;)
Sorry i've been away so long, but that goodwill payemnt just bought me copious amounts of Alcohol, down the hatch :)
er-no wrote:
> Kid Rock wrote:
> Prawn Star wrote:
Did you know that pigs can have a
> thirty minute
> orgasm!
you will be interested to know we have just had
> this discussion on
> MSN havent we PS
Thats nothing compared to what I
> can make women have....
*runs*
I hear once they go No, they never go back ;)
I'm addicted to these forums, and I should be posting even more than the last few days, because I have two computers now :P
No monkeys were harmed in the making of this post.
MOW
> Kid Rock wrote:
> Prawn Star wrote:
Did you know that pigs can have a
> thirty minute
> orgasm!
you will be interested to know we have just had
> this discussion on
> MSN havent we PS
Thats nothing compared to what I
> can make women have....
*runs*
I hear once they go No, they never go back ;)
I'm addicted to these forums, and I should be posting even more than the last few days, because I have two computers now :P
No monkeys were harmed in the making of this post.
MOW
Ant wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> I've been addicted to them for over 650
> days now.
Yeah, I
> only know 2 people that have been here longer than
> you...
Who are they then, Afro?
I'll have to get rid of them. ;D
Well actually it's 3.
Sonic Rav has been here 30 days more than you.
Cooky has been here for over 700 days.
This weirdo called Beef shows up every once a year and he has been around about 750 or more days.
Go on, ban them, you know you want to. :D (Joking)
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> I've been addicted to them for over 650
> days now.
Yeah, I
> only know 2 people that have been here longer than
> you...
Who are they then, Afro?
I'll have to get rid of them. ;D
Well actually it's 3.
Sonic Rav has been here 30 days more than you.
Cooky has been here for over 700 days.
This weirdo called Beef shows up every once a year and he has been around about 750 or more days.
Go on, ban them, you know you want to. :D (Joking)
AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> I've been addicted to
> them for over 650
> days now.
Yeah, I
> only know 2 people that have
> been here longer than
> you...
Who are they then, Afro?
I'll have to
> get rid of them. ;D
Well actually it's 3.
Sonic Rav has been here 30 days
> more than you.
Cooky has been here for over 700 days.
This weirdo called
> Beef shows up every once a year and he has been around about 750 or more
> days.
Wow! 750 days!?
Go on, ban them, you know you want to. :D (Joking)
Notables can ban!?
*Stays calm*
In Guerrlia Warfare, it's amazing when an arm flies past at high speed!
MOGW
> Ant wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> I've been addicted to
> them for over 650
> days now.
Yeah, I
> only know 2 people that have
> been here longer than
> you...
Who are they then, Afro?
I'll have to
> get rid of them. ;D
Well actually it's 3.
Sonic Rav has been here 30 days
> more than you.
Cooky has been here for over 700 days.
This weirdo called
> Beef shows up every once a year and he has been around about 750 or more
> days.
Wow! 750 days!?
Go on, ban them, you know you want to. :D (Joking)
Notables can ban!?
*Stays calm*
In Guerrlia Warfare, it's amazing when an arm flies past at high speed!
MOGW
Monkey Of Gorilla War wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> I've
> been addicted to
> them for over 650
> days now.
Yeah, I
> only
> know 2 people that have
> been here longer than
> you...
Who are they
> then, Afro?
I'll have to
> get rid of them. ;D
Well actually it's
> 3.
Sonic Rav has been here 30 days
> more than you.
Cooky has been
> here for over 700 days.
This weirdo called
> Beef shows up every once a
> year and he has been around about 750 or more
> days.
Wow! 750
> days!?
Go on, ban them, you know you want to. :D (Joking)
Notables can
> ban!?
*Stays calm*
In Guerrlia Warfare, it's amazing when an arm flies
> past at high speed!
MOGW
Yeah, notables have a big ban button.
*Stays even calmer*
In the hairdressers, it's amazing when afros get shaved off at high speed!
AJ.
:D
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> I've
> been addicted to
> them for over 650
> days now.
Yeah, I
> only
> know 2 people that have
> been here longer than
> you...
Who are they
> then, Afro?
I'll have to
> get rid of them. ;D
Well actually it's
> 3.
Sonic Rav has been here 30 days
> more than you.
Cooky has been
> here for over 700 days.
This weirdo called
> Beef shows up every once a
> year and he has been around about 750 or more
> days.
Wow! 750
> days!?
Go on, ban them, you know you want to. :D (Joking)
Notables can
> ban!?
*Stays calm*
In Guerrlia Warfare, it's amazing when an arm flies
> past at high speed!
MOGW
Yeah, notables have a big ban button.
*Stays even calmer*
In the hairdressers, it's amazing when afros get shaved off at high speed!
AJ.
:D
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