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One day a man was walking through a park in Manchester, when he saw a young mother pushing her pram.
As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.
The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.
He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.
Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.
He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."
The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,
"Young Man United fan saves young family."
The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."
"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."
"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.
"What do you mean?" said the reporter.
"I live in Liverpool", said the man.
"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :
"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.
The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.
He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.
Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.
He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."
The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,
"Young Man United fan saves young family."
The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."
"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."
"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.
"What do you mean?" said the reporter.
"I live in Liverpool", said the man.
"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :
"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
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Larrykins wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Christ no he isn't Larrykins. He is a fat tounged cockney w@nker!
>
> language....
>
> But he has a nice backside
Arguably yes... :-P
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Christ no he isn't Larrykins. He is a fat tounged cockney w@nker!
>
> language....
>
> But he has a nice backside
Arguably yes... :-P
BEARDS. wrote:
> If I was power tripping, I'd be inside your account and flirting with
> Mystique by now...
Right back @cha =P
> If I was power tripping, I'd be inside your account and flirting with
> Mystique by now...
Right back @cha =P
A gun (if you can call it that) totin' Lorraine. BEWARE.
Kyz22 wrote:
> Christ no he isn't Larrykins. He is a fat tounged cockney w@nker!
language....
But he has a nice backside
> Christ no he isn't Larrykins. He is a fat tounged cockney w@nker!
language....
But he has a nice backside
TA = Territorial Army...
If I was power tripping, I'd be inside your account and flirting with Mystique by now...
Foreman wrote:
> How did a joke get to all this?
Maybe Im a trouble maker or summat....
> How did a joke get to all this?
Maybe Im a trouble maker or summat....
Mystique wrote:
> She's a man, man!
Reliving the moments when you revealed your gender to the other villagers?
> She's a man, man!
Reliving the moments when you revealed your gender to the other villagers?
Christ no he isn't Larrykins. He is a fat tounged cockney w@nker!
TA?
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