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One day a man was walking through a park in Manchester, when he saw a young mother pushing her pram.
As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.
The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.
He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.
Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.
He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."
The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,
"Young Man United fan saves young family."
The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."
"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."
"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.
"What do you mean?" said the reporter.
"I live in Liverpool", said the man.
"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :
"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.
The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.
He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.
Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.
He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."
The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,
"Young Man United fan saves young family."
The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."
"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."
"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.
"What do you mean?" said the reporter.
"I live in Liverpool", said the man.
"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :
"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
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LOL at Mystique
Larrykins wrote:
> I juss have an obsession with female assets....
*******
*Looks down*
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
> I juss have an obsession with female assets....
*******
*Looks down*
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
BEARDS, do you have the authority to fire Larrykins? I'll make it worth your while.
Nope
Kyz22 wrote:
> Larrykins wrote:
> gerrid wrote:
> Larrykins wrote:
> S'a Rifle....
>
> Not in the desert.
> There it's just a lump of metal and plastic that is as useful as a
> stick with a sponge on the end. Perhaps even less useful than that.
>
>
> True.... but people are too bust builing sand castles in the desert
> to
> worry....well I will be anyways
>
> Too Bust?
>
> Leeds united are bust, not the desert folks! I take it you meant
> "busy" ?
>
> You should maybe take a typing course :-P (Damn im been harsh, flippin
> coffee!)
I juss have an obsession with female assets....
grr ok so I canna type, juss means I dun spend ALL my time online and have other stuff to do thass all =P
> Larrykins wrote:
> gerrid wrote:
> Larrykins wrote:
> S'a Rifle....
>
> Not in the desert.
> There it's just a lump of metal and plastic that is as useful as a
> stick with a sponge on the end. Perhaps even less useful than that.
>
>
> True.... but people are too bust builing sand castles in the desert
> to
> worry....well I will be anyways
>
> Too Bust?
>
> Leeds united are bust, not the desert folks! I take it you meant
> "busy" ?
>
> You should maybe take a typing course :-P (Damn im been harsh, flippin
> coffee!)
I juss have an obsession with female assets....
grr ok so I canna type, juss means I dun spend ALL my time online and have other stuff to do thass all =P
BOO!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Foreman wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Have SR introduced a new scheme that hires illiterate people to
> monitor the forums?
>
> You spell like a slack jawed hick speaks, miss lorraine
>
>
> Probably because she lives in Wales!
Oh Christ no!
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Have SR introduced a new scheme that hires illiterate people to
> monitor the forums?
>
> You spell like a slack jawed hick speaks, miss lorraine
>
>
> Probably because she lives in Wales!
Oh Christ no!
Larrykins wrote:
> gerrid wrote:
> Larrykins wrote:
> S'a Rifle....
>
> Not in the desert.
> There it's just a lump of metal and plastic that is as useful as a
> stick with a sponge on the end. Perhaps even less useful than that.
>
>
> True.... but people are too bust builing sand castles in the desert to
> worry....well I will be anyways
Too Bust?
Leeds united are bust, not the desert folks! I take it you meant "busy" ?
You should maybe take a typing course :-P (Damn im been harsh, flippin coffee!)
> gerrid wrote:
> Larrykins wrote:
> S'a Rifle....
>
> Not in the desert.
> There it's just a lump of metal and plastic that is as useful as a
> stick with a sponge on the end. Perhaps even less useful than that.
>
>
> True.... but people are too bust builing sand castles in the desert to
> worry....well I will be anyways
Too Bust?
Leeds united are bust, not the desert folks! I take it you meant "busy" ?
You should maybe take a typing course :-P (Damn im been harsh, flippin coffee!)
Kyz22 wrote:
> Have SR introduced a new scheme that hires illiterate people to
> monitor the forums?
>
> You spell like a slack jawed hick speaks, miss lorraine
Probably because she lives in .....
> Have SR introduced a new scheme that hires illiterate people to
> monitor the forums?
>
> You spell like a slack jawed hick speaks, miss lorraine
Probably because she lives in .....
Kyz22 wrote:
> Have SR introduced a new scheme that hires illiterate people to
> monitor the forums?
>
> You spell like a slack jawed hick speaks, miss lorraine
Oh I'm soooo hurt =P
> Have SR introduced a new scheme that hires illiterate people to
> monitor the forums?
>
> You spell like a slack jawed hick speaks, miss lorraine
Oh I'm soooo hurt =P
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