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"Northeners (No offence)"

One day a man was walking through a park in Manchester, when he saw a young mother pushing her pram.

As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.

The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.

He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.

Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.

He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."

The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,

"Young Man United fan saves young family."

The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."

"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."

"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.

"What do you mean?" said the reporter.

"I live in Liverpool", said the man.

"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :

"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"

Foreman wrote:
> Already know where she lives and it begins with an E

East Brazil, right?

Egham or Essex... the only two places SR staffies are allowed to live.

She can retaliate by telling us yur address.
Or do you always end up at hers afterwards?

*Chants BEARDS BEARDS*

Hit her, just like that time you assulted the postman!

Already know where she lives and it begins with an E

Write it properly or I'll tell them where you live.

BEARDS. wrote:
> Larrykins wrote:
>
> Thanks for your Support Beards =P
>
>
> Write my name properly or I'll sue you for deformation of character.

But thass too much effort....grrrr

Lol :-)

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How does a townie turn on the light after having sex?

- Open the car door


What does a townie use for protection during sex?

- A bus shelter


What do you call a townie in a mansion

- A burglar


How do you get 30 townies into a phone box?

- Paint 3 white stripes down the side

Larrykins wrote:

> Thanks for your Support Beards =P


Write my name properly or I'll sue you for deformation of character.

gerrid wrote:
> Isn't your name Lorraine, Larrykins?

yup =)

BEARDS. wrote:
> As disturbing as it may seem, she is actually female.

Thanks for your Support Beards =P

Larry is my nickname....Im female, my names Lorraine....and the kins was added by my mate BoB because Larry sounded manly lol