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"Northeners (No offence)"

One day a man was walking through a park in Manchester, when he saw a young mother pushing her pram.

As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.

The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.

He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.

Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.

He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."

The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,

"Young Man United fan saves young family."

The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."

"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."

"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.

"What do you mean?" said the reporter.

"I live in Liverpool", said the man.

"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :

"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"

gerrid wrote:
> Larrykins wrote:
> S'a Rifle....
>
> Not in the desert.
> There it's just a lump of metal and plastic that is as useful as a
> stick with a sponge on the end. Perhaps even less useful than that.


True.... but people are too bust builing sand castles in the desert to worry....well I will be anyways

Larrykins wrote:

> Right back @cha =P
*****

You can both flirt with me. I don't mind.

Have SR introduced a new scheme that hires illiterate people to monitor the forums?

You spell like a slack jawed hick speaks, miss lorraine

Larrykins wrote:
> S'a Rifle....

Not in the desert.
There it's just a lump of metal and plastic that is as useful as a stick with a sponge on the end. Perhaps even less useful than that.

BEARDS. wrote:
> If I was power tripping, I'd be inside your account and flirting with
> Mystique by now...
*****

Whey hey!

:-D

Kyz22 wrote:
> Larrykins wrote:
> BEARDS. wrote:
> If I was power tripping, I'd be inside your account and flirting
> with
> Mystique by now...
> Right back @cha =P
>
> No txt talk woman!

I dun text talk I juss like writing @cha thass all =P

Larrykins wrote:
> BEARDS. wrote:
> If I was power tripping, I'd be inside your account and flirting
> with
> Mystique by now...
> Right back @cha =P

No txt talk woman!

S'a Rifle....

BEARDS. wrote:
> I'd be inside your account and flirting with
> Mystique by now...

You too scared to do it in your account?