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One day a man was walking through a park in Manchester, when he saw a young mother pushing her pram.
As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.
The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.
He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.
Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.
He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."
The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,
"Young Man United fan saves young family."
The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."
"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."
"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.
"What do you mean?" said the reporter.
"I live in Liverpool", said the man.
"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :
"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.
The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.
He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.
Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.
He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."
The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,
"Young Man United fan saves young family."
The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."
"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."
"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.
"What do you mean?" said the reporter.
"I live in Liverpool", said the man.
"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :
"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
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You have to make fun of the people with green writing :-D
Go to www.gameaday.co.uk and thers instructions there
(If thats what your talking about)
(If thats what your talking about)
a37 wrote:
> what is this winagame extra thing what do i do to win it can somone
> tell me please
That was hilarious. Give him a game
> what is this winagame extra thing what do i do to win it can somone
> tell me please
That was hilarious. Give him a game
Kyz22 wrote:
> Larrykins wrote:
> ewwwwwwwwwww
> ewwwwwwwwwww
> ewwwwwwwwwww
>
> I dun wanna know about holes right about now......
>
> Filth, utter filth! Clever though ;-D
Wiiiiicked
> Larrykins wrote:
> ewwwwwwwwwww
> ewwwwwwwwwww
> ewwwwwwwwwww
>
> I dun wanna know about holes right about now......
>
> Filth, utter filth! Clever though ;-D
Wiiiiicked
*Chucks egg off Mystiques head*
Larrykins wrote:
> ewwwwwwwwwww
> ewwwwwwwwwww
> ewwwwwwwwwww
>
> I dun wanna know about holes right about now......
Filth, utter filth! Clever though ;-D
> ewwwwwwwwwww
> ewwwwwwwwwww
> ewwwwwwwwwww
>
> I dun wanna know about holes right about now......
Filth, utter filth! Clever though ;-D
Hur hur hur
Golf holes?
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