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No, wait.
This forum is ALWAYS overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles, hopping up and down trying to get noticed. But every three months, there is a period where it gets even worse.
All you have to do at these times is look at the forum list, and noticing the "FOG Chat" forum, you only have to glance at it, and you can almost smell the foul stench emanating from the fervent sputtering of loathsome and unscholared miscreants that lies within.
I personally think there is a great misconception about being a notable. The vast majority of untutored morons that litter these forums seem to be under the mistaken impression that the title of Notable is akin to "Lord", and comes complete with a stipendiary wage and a few hundred acres of land. Although I cannot say this with 100% certainty, I think it is safe to say that this is not the case. All you get for being a notable is a yellow name and abuse from people who want to be you. A far cry from the legends of fame and magnanimity that seems to be associated with it.
Perhaps some of you drones should take a step back and look at how stupid you make yourselves look. "Ooh, ooh, vote for me and I'll... ummm... do nothing other than gloat that I'm a notable". Magnificent. Perhaps some of you would favour a move into politics. With such a simple yet familiar manifesto, I'm doubtless that the Daily Mail would support you every step of the way to Downing Street.
Or maybe you'd just get laughed at as a simple and semi-intelligible babboon with a massively inflated sense of self-importance and tortuously hilarious delusions of grandeur. Worth taking the chance though eh?
Or perhaps you should all calm down, give those fingers a little rest and try exercising those under-utilised - and in some cases abandoned - pieces of human tissue commonly known as brains, and stop acting like a bunch of hapless and ill-mannered peons, destined for little else than a lifetime of Tesco shelf stacking and testing shampoo.
IB
> When you think about it what's so good about be a No table".
>
> You're the people who have to eat off the floor in restaurants.
*sigh*
It's started. The plethora of poor jokes that makes me clench my hand into a fist and hit, nay smash it against the table in undisguised fury. The kind of jokes you heard at school then everyone laughed AT YOU instead of with you.
Have you read the PS2 longest thread today?
Don't worry, I said nothing.
> Ah, OK.
>
> Don't worry, I said nothing.
*worried*
> The sagacious one wrote:
> When you think about it what's so good about be a No table".
>
> You're the people who have to eat off the floor in restaurants.
>
> *sigh*
>
> It's started. The plethora of poor jokes that makes me clench my hand
> into a fist and hit, nay smash it against the table in undisguised
> fury. The kind of jokes you heard at school then everyone laughed AT
> YOU instead of with you.
Which is why I made it, ironic heh?