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"Vote Insane Bartender..."

...and I'll kick you in the teeth. I mean really; Once every three months, this forum is overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles hopping up and down trying to get noticed.

No, wait.

This forum is ALWAYS overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles, hopping up and down trying to get noticed. But every three months, there is a period where it gets even worse.

All you have to do at these times is look at the forum list, and noticing the "FOG Chat" forum, you only have to glance at it, and you can almost smell the foul stench emanating from the fervent sputtering of loathsome and unscholared miscreants that lies within.

I personally think there is a great misconception about being a notable. The vast majority of untutored morons that litter these forums seem to be under the mistaken impression that the title of Notable is akin to "Lord", and comes complete with a stipendiary wage and a few hundred acres of land. Although I cannot say this with 100% certainty, I think it is safe to say that this is not the case. All you get for being a notable is a yellow name and abuse from people who want to be you. A far cry from the legends of fame and magnanimity that seems to be associated with it.

Perhaps some of you drones should take a step back and look at how stupid you make yourselves look. "Ooh, ooh, vote for me and I'll... ummm... do nothing other than gloat that I'm a notable". Magnificent. Perhaps some of you would favour a move into politics. With such a simple yet familiar manifesto, I'm doubtless that the Daily Mail would support you every step of the way to Downing Street.

Or maybe you'd just get laughed at as a simple and semi-intelligible babboon with a massively inflated sense of self-importance and tortuously hilarious delusions of grandeur. Worth taking the chance though eh?

Or perhaps you should all calm down, give those fingers a little rest and try exercising those under-utilised - and in some cases abandoned - pieces of human tissue commonly known as brains, and stop acting like a bunch of hapless and ill-mannered peons, destined for little else than a lifetime of Tesco shelf stacking and testing shampoo.

IB

Yes

I could never understand a word they said

Don't *scamper off* stand up to people who insult you just because they find it satisfying to flame and insult doesnt make them rite. They have an opinion but as most forum rules state they have to do it express it with respect for others. If hes big enough to shout loader than everyone he should be big enough to take it

All of it?

Well I don't like it

I've been there enough

France being crap is just a common misconception.

Nothing can stop people writing what they want to write. Maybe people don't wanna just sit around insulting George Bush and the Daily Mail all day, maybe they just want to have a laugh on this forum.

It's up to them, and despite the fact that I respect you IB and that you've certainly made this place more...interesting, I don't think it's gonna help bu just coming here and insulting them.

*scampers off*

It still applies no matter how much bigger the scale is.

Would you call me stupid if I continually took my yearly holiday in France, just so when I got back I could tell everyone how much I hate France? I expect you probably would.

It's in the same vein, and, like France, this forum is never going to be good.

I don't recall claiming that the forum was beneath me. Just that some of its inhabitants are mindless buffoons.

I'm not one toflame poeple but why you come to a forum that you feel beneath you? Nothing better doing I guess.

Take the bug outta your asse believe it or not there are more people intelligent than you you can take that as fact.

I don't recall ever claiming that I wasn't a hypocrite.