The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
...and I'll kick you in the teeth. I mean really; Once every three months, this forum is overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles hopping up and down trying to get noticed.
No, wait.
This forum is ALWAYS overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles, hopping up and down trying to get noticed. But every three months, there is a period where it gets even worse.
All you have to do at these times is look at the forum list, and noticing the "FOG Chat" forum, you only have to glance at it, and you can almost smell the foul stench emanating from the fervent sputtering of loathsome and unscholared miscreants that lies within.
I personally think there is a great misconception about being a notable. The vast majority of untutored morons that litter these forums seem to be under the mistaken impression that the title of Notable is akin to "Lord", and comes complete with a stipendiary wage and a few hundred acres of land. Although I cannot say this with 100% certainty, I think it is safe to say that this is not the case. All you get for being a notable is a yellow name and abuse from people who want to be you. A far cry from the legends of fame and magnanimity that seems to be associated with it.
Perhaps some of you drones should take a step back and look at how stupid you make yourselves look. "Ooh, ooh, vote for me and I'll... ummm... do nothing other than gloat that I'm a notable". Magnificent. Perhaps some of you would favour a move into politics. With such a simple yet familiar manifesto, I'm doubtless that the Daily Mail would support you every step of the way to Downing Street.
Or maybe you'd just get laughed at as a simple and semi-intelligible babboon with a massively inflated sense of self-importance and tortuously hilarious delusions of grandeur. Worth taking the chance though eh?
Or perhaps you should all calm down, give those fingers a little rest and try exercising those under-utilised - and in some cases abandoned - pieces of human tissue commonly known as brains, and stop acting like a bunch of hapless and ill-mannered peons, destined for little else than a lifetime of Tesco shelf stacking and testing shampoo.
IB
No, wait.
This forum is ALWAYS overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles, hopping up and down trying to get noticed. But every three months, there is a period where it gets even worse.
All you have to do at these times is look at the forum list, and noticing the "FOG Chat" forum, you only have to glance at it, and you can almost smell the foul stench emanating from the fervent sputtering of loathsome and unscholared miscreants that lies within.
I personally think there is a great misconception about being a notable. The vast majority of untutored morons that litter these forums seem to be under the mistaken impression that the title of Notable is akin to "Lord", and comes complete with a stipendiary wage and a few hundred acres of land. Although I cannot say this with 100% certainty, I think it is safe to say that this is not the case. All you get for being a notable is a yellow name and abuse from people who want to be you. A far cry from the legends of fame and magnanimity that seems to be associated with it.
Perhaps some of you drones should take a step back and look at how stupid you make yourselves look. "Ooh, ooh, vote for me and I'll... ummm... do nothing other than gloat that I'm a notable". Magnificent. Perhaps some of you would favour a move into politics. With such a simple yet familiar manifesto, I'm doubtless that the Daily Mail would support you every step of the way to Downing Street.
Or maybe you'd just get laughed at as a simple and semi-intelligible babboon with a massively inflated sense of self-importance and tortuously hilarious delusions of grandeur. Worth taking the chance though eh?
Or perhaps you should all calm down, give those fingers a little rest and try exercising those under-utilised - and in some cases abandoned - pieces of human tissue commonly known as brains, and stop acting like a bunch of hapless and ill-mannered peons, destined for little else than a lifetime of Tesco shelf stacking and testing shampoo.
IB
Page:
If I was going to vote I'd vote for someone that actualy makes a valid contribution to the forums...
Someone who makes interesting posts which I always read...
Unfortunatly, I can't vote for myself...
I would't vote for DM or J-42, DM just keeps spamming about and J-42 doesn't deserve it after he decided to be a little gimp and completely spam up the Xbox forum, thus getting his other account banned...
There are people who I would vote for because they do make good topics and don't write complete crap all of the time, I would say who they are but then that would be telling...
Someone who makes interesting posts which I always read...
Unfortunatly, I can't vote for myself...
I would't vote for DM or J-42, DM just keeps spamming about and J-42 doesn't deserve it after he decided to be a little gimp and completely spam up the Xbox forum, thus getting his other account banned...
There are people who I would vote for because they do make good topics and don't write complete crap all of the time, I would say who they are but then that would be telling...
Yeah. I'm gonna vote for either DM(again) or J-42. If I'm elligible to vote by that time that is. That's not to say that I've made up my mind, just that very few people are impressing me at the moment. Except for FM, but he's already a notable. Oh and IB, if you don't like the forums, run to the Edge forums or something. I hear they're quite sharp at this time of year. (Geddit?)
lol. I'm voting for Juicy, apparently.
DOn't vote for you or you'll kick me in the teeth?
Like I care. I don't respect you, you big umm, POOPHEAD!!!! RAH!!
*Puts in mouthguard AND shin guards, as well as bulletproof vest*
Like I care. I don't respect you, you big umm, POOPHEAD!!!! RAH!!
*Puts in mouthguard AND shin guards, as well as bulletproof vest*
El Blokey wrote:
> Stop making threads saying how much you hate the forums if you want to
> stay. Please. You're turning into a broken record.
Yeah, you're ruining it for us.
> Stop making threads saying how much you hate the forums if you want to
> stay. Please. You're turning into a broken record.
Yeah, you're ruining it for us.
Stop making threads saying how much you hate the forums if you want to stay. Please. You're turning into a broken record.
Heh, I think IB's warming to us.
pop before I go home so all the kids getting home can read it before they drown the forums in nonsensical pap.
Unbeliever wrote:
> The sagacious one wrote:
> When you think about it what's so good about be a No table".
>
> You're the people who have to eat off the floor in restaurants.
>
> *sigh*
>
> It's started. The plethora of poor jokes that makes me clench my hand
> into a fist and hit, nay smash it against the table in undisguised
> fury. The kind of jokes you heard at school then everyone laughed AT
> YOU instead of with you.
Which is why I made it, ironic heh?
> The sagacious one wrote:
> When you think about it what's so good about be a No table".
>
> You're the people who have to eat off the floor in restaurants.
>
> *sigh*
>
> It's started. The plethora of poor jokes that makes me clench my hand
> into a fist and hit, nay smash it against the table in undisguised
> fury. The kind of jokes you heard at school then everyone laughed AT
> YOU instead of with you.
Which is why I made it, ironic heh?
Insane Bartender wrote:
> Ah, OK.
>
> Don't worry, I said nothing.
*worried*
> Ah, OK.
>
> Don't worry, I said nothing.
*worried*
Page: