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...and I'll kick you in the teeth. I mean really; Once every three months, this forum is overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles hopping up and down trying to get noticed.
No, wait.
This forum is ALWAYS overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles, hopping up and down trying to get noticed. But every three months, there is a period where it gets even worse.
All you have to do at these times is look at the forum list, and noticing the "FOG Chat" forum, you only have to glance at it, and you can almost smell the foul stench emanating from the fervent sputtering of loathsome and unscholared miscreants that lies within.
I personally think there is a great misconception about being a notable. The vast majority of untutored morons that litter these forums seem to be under the mistaken impression that the title of Notable is akin to "Lord", and comes complete with a stipendiary wage and a few hundred acres of land. Although I cannot say this with 100% certainty, I think it is safe to say that this is not the case. All you get for being a notable is a yellow name and abuse from people who want to be you. A far cry from the legends of fame and magnanimity that seems to be associated with it.
Perhaps some of you drones should take a step back and look at how stupid you make yourselves look. "Ooh, ooh, vote for me and I'll... ummm... do nothing other than gloat that I'm a notable". Magnificent. Perhaps some of you would favour a move into politics. With such a simple yet familiar manifesto, I'm doubtless that the Daily Mail would support you every step of the way to Downing Street.
Or maybe you'd just get laughed at as a simple and semi-intelligible babboon with a massively inflated sense of self-importance and tortuously hilarious delusions of grandeur. Worth taking the chance though eh?
Or perhaps you should all calm down, give those fingers a little rest and try exercising those under-utilised - and in some cases abandoned - pieces of human tissue commonly known as brains, and stop acting like a bunch of hapless and ill-mannered peons, destined for little else than a lifetime of Tesco shelf stacking and testing shampoo.
IB
No, wait.
This forum is ALWAYS overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles, hopping up and down trying to get noticed. But every three months, there is a period where it gets even worse.
All you have to do at these times is look at the forum list, and noticing the "FOG Chat" forum, you only have to glance at it, and you can almost smell the foul stench emanating from the fervent sputtering of loathsome and unscholared miscreants that lies within.
I personally think there is a great misconception about being a notable. The vast majority of untutored morons that litter these forums seem to be under the mistaken impression that the title of Notable is akin to "Lord", and comes complete with a stipendiary wage and a few hundred acres of land. Although I cannot say this with 100% certainty, I think it is safe to say that this is not the case. All you get for being a notable is a yellow name and abuse from people who want to be you. A far cry from the legends of fame and magnanimity that seems to be associated with it.
Perhaps some of you drones should take a step back and look at how stupid you make yourselves look. "Ooh, ooh, vote for me and I'll... ummm... do nothing other than gloat that I'm a notable". Magnificent. Perhaps some of you would favour a move into politics. With such a simple yet familiar manifesto, I'm doubtless that the Daily Mail would support you every step of the way to Downing Street.
Or maybe you'd just get laughed at as a simple and semi-intelligible babboon with a massively inflated sense of self-importance and tortuously hilarious delusions of grandeur. Worth taking the chance though eh?
Or perhaps you should all calm down, give those fingers a little rest and try exercising those under-utilised - and in some cases abandoned - pieces of human tissue commonly known as brains, and stop acting like a bunch of hapless and ill-mannered peons, destined for little else than a lifetime of Tesco shelf stacking and testing shampoo.
IB
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Vote Spank Master...
I remember this post.
It was genius.
And provoked many "ure jist sayin dst coz u wanna be da notabal!!11"
It was genius.
And provoked many "ure jist sayin dst coz u wanna be da notabal!!11"
Something worth resurrecting given the forthcoming election.
OakeyDokey wrote:
> Insane Bartender wrote:
> Who said I find it satisfying to flame?
>
> An absolute tide of ill-considered assumptions here. Do Jehova's
> Witnesses enjoy ringing your doorbell? No, they do it because they
> feel they must.
> ****
> what do you know about jo witnesses?
>
> they do it because they must under there religion. They feel it
> necessary to try to save others souls and convert them to there faith
> but you know this already because your more intelligent.
erm..thats what he said you cretin.
I'll explain it know because no doubt you're too stupid to pick up on it yourself
"Do Jehova's Witnesses enjoy ringing your doorbell? No, they do it because they feel they must."
And you say
"what do you know about jo witnesses? they do it because they must under there religion. "
Fool.
> Insane Bartender wrote:
> Who said I find it satisfying to flame?
>
> An absolute tide of ill-considered assumptions here. Do Jehova's
> Witnesses enjoy ringing your doorbell? No, they do it because they
> feel they must.
> ****
> what do you know about jo witnesses?
>
> they do it because they must under there religion. They feel it
> necessary to try to save others souls and convert them to there faith
> but you know this already because your more intelligent.
erm..thats what he said you cretin.
I'll explain it know because no doubt you're too stupid to pick up on it yourself
"Do Jehova's Witnesses enjoy ringing your doorbell? No, they do it because they feel they must."
And you say
"what do you know about jo witnesses? they do it because they must under there religion. "
Fool.
Torticollis is 15. At least, that's what I thought.
Insane Bartender wrote:
> Who said I find it satisfying to flame?
>
> An absolute tide of ill-considered assumptions here. Do Jehova's
> Witnesses enjoy ringing your doorbell? No, they do it because they
> feel they must.
what do you know about jo witnesses?
they do it because they must under there religion. They feel it necessary to try to save others souls and convert them to there faith but you know this already because your more intelligent. Theres more to life than 'dude you suck'
> Who said I find it satisfying to flame?
>
> An absolute tide of ill-considered assumptions here. Do Jehova's
> Witnesses enjoy ringing your doorbell? No, they do it because they
> feel they must.
what do you know about jo witnesses?
they do it because they must under there religion. They feel it necessary to try to save others souls and convert them to there faith but you know this already because your more intelligent. Theres more to life than 'dude you suck'
Ant wrote:
> Yes, but my age tends to hold me back in certain situations,
> especially with idiots like tortcollies spouting crap like "I
> don't want to read your story because you are an adolescent with only
> GCSE taught skills."
>
Yes, well his last GAD attempt post read like the Ku'ran inscribed on soggy toilet paper.
> Yes, but my age tends to hold me back in certain situations,
> especially with idiots like tortcollies spouting crap like "I
> don't want to read your story because you are an adolescent with only
> GCSE taught skills."
>
Yes, well his last GAD attempt post read like the Ku'ran inscribed on soggy toilet paper.
Yes, but my age tends to hold me back in certain situations, especially with idiots like tortcollies spouting crap like "I don't want to read your story because you are an adolescent with only GCSE taught skills."
He spelt "you're" wrong for a start.
He spelt "you're" wrong for a start.
Who said I find it satisfying to flame?
An absolute tide of ill-considered assumptions here. Do Jehova's Witnesses enjoy ringing your doorbell? No, they do it because they feel they must.
An absolute tide of ill-considered assumptions here. Do Jehova's Witnesses enjoy ringing your doorbell? No, they do it because they feel they must.
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