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...and I'll kick you in the teeth. I mean really; Once every three months, this forum is overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles hopping up and down trying to get noticed.
No, wait.
This forum is ALWAYS overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles, hopping up and down trying to get noticed. But every three months, there is a period where it gets even worse.
All you have to do at these times is look at the forum list, and noticing the "FOG Chat" forum, you only have to glance at it, and you can almost smell the foul stench emanating from the fervent sputtering of loathsome and unscholared miscreants that lies within.
I personally think there is a great misconception about being a notable. The vast majority of untutored morons that litter these forums seem to be under the mistaken impression that the title of Notable is akin to "Lord", and comes complete with a stipendiary wage and a few hundred acres of land. Although I cannot say this with 100% certainty, I think it is safe to say that this is not the case. All you get for being a notable is a yellow name and abuse from people who want to be you. A far cry from the legends of fame and magnanimity that seems to be associated with it.
Perhaps some of you drones should take a step back and look at how stupid you make yourselves look. "Ooh, ooh, vote for me and I'll... ummm... do nothing other than gloat that I'm a notable". Magnificent. Perhaps some of you would favour a move into politics. With such a simple yet familiar manifesto, I'm doubtless that the Daily Mail would support you every step of the way to Downing Street.
Or maybe you'd just get laughed at as a simple and semi-intelligible babboon with a massively inflated sense of self-importance and tortuously hilarious delusions of grandeur. Worth taking the chance though eh?
Or perhaps you should all calm down, give those fingers a little rest and try exercising those under-utilised - and in some cases abandoned - pieces of human tissue commonly known as brains, and stop acting like a bunch of hapless and ill-mannered peons, destined for little else than a lifetime of Tesco shelf stacking and testing shampoo.
IB
No, wait.
This forum is ALWAYS overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles, hopping up and down trying to get noticed. But every three months, there is a period where it gets even worse.
All you have to do at these times is look at the forum list, and noticing the "FOG Chat" forum, you only have to glance at it, and you can almost smell the foul stench emanating from the fervent sputtering of loathsome and unscholared miscreants that lies within.
I personally think there is a great misconception about being a notable. The vast majority of untutored morons that litter these forums seem to be under the mistaken impression that the title of Notable is akin to "Lord", and comes complete with a stipendiary wage and a few hundred acres of land. Although I cannot say this with 100% certainty, I think it is safe to say that this is not the case. All you get for being a notable is a yellow name and abuse from people who want to be you. A far cry from the legends of fame and magnanimity that seems to be associated with it.
Perhaps some of you drones should take a step back and look at how stupid you make yourselves look. "Ooh, ooh, vote for me and I'll... ummm... do nothing other than gloat that I'm a notable". Magnificent. Perhaps some of you would favour a move into politics. With such a simple yet familiar manifesto, I'm doubtless that the Daily Mail would support you every step of the way to Downing Street.
Or maybe you'd just get laughed at as a simple and semi-intelligible babboon with a massively inflated sense of self-importance and tortuously hilarious delusions of grandeur. Worth taking the chance though eh?
Or perhaps you should all calm down, give those fingers a little rest and try exercising those under-utilised - and in some cases abandoned - pieces of human tissue commonly known as brains, and stop acting like a bunch of hapless and ill-mannered peons, destined for little else than a lifetime of Tesco shelf stacking and testing shampoo.
IB
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DM. Read the thread, then read back to yourself some of your most recent topics. Let your brain stew on it for a while, and let me know what conclusions you come to.
you've got my vote then
Doughnut Monster© wrote:
you could always vote for me instead?
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Probably would, but it sorta takes away from "Vote someone who brings something to the Forums".
And IB, I not only read what you say, but I read IN TO what you say aswell, so you've got no worries on that score.
...I just think that you should be Notable. Bar one or two others (most notably, Tiltawhirl and VenomByte), you are the most deserving of any type of accolade which would accomadate your writing style.
you could always vote for me instead?
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Probably would, but it sorta takes away from "Vote someone who brings something to the Forums".
And IB, I not only read what you say, but I read IN TO what you say aswell, so you've got no worries on that score.
...I just think that you should be Notable. Bar one or two others (most notably, Tiltawhirl and VenomByte), you are the most deserving of any type of accolade which would accomadate your writing style.
Doughnut Monster© wrote:
> you've got my vote then
OK, combine the thread title with the opening sentence.
> you've got my vote then
OK, combine the thread title with the opening sentence.
Expletive Deleted wrote:
> Doughnut Monster© wrote:
>
> you could always vote for me instead?
> ------------
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> Probably would, but it sorta takes away from "Vote someone who
> brings something to the Forums".
>
Hrrrm but me finks I do bring something to the forums
> Doughnut Monster© wrote:
>
> you could always vote for me instead?
> ------------
>
> Probably would, but it sorta takes away from "Vote someone who
> brings something to the Forums".
>
Hrrrm but me finks I do bring something to the forums
Insane Bartender wrote:
> Doughnut Monster© wrote:
> you've got my vote then
>
> OK, combine the thread title with the opening sentence.
pffft *backs away slowly*
> Doughnut Monster© wrote:
> you've got my vote then
>
> OK, combine the thread title with the opening sentence.
pffft *backs away slowly*
Doughnut Monster© wrote:
Hrrrm but me finks I do bring something to the forums
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Yes, you do. Bad spelling, grammar, idiocy, and a will to kiss 'a**e.
Hrrrm but me finks I do bring something to the forums
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Yes, you do. Bad spelling, grammar, idiocy, and a will to kiss 'a**e.
*runs away and cries*
It is amazing how obsessive people are about becoming notables, I for one am passé about the whole thing. It’s akin to the pedantic “trying to get your word count up heh?” posts when someone uses two words more than they, allegedly, should (who gives a monkey’s shrivelled gonad about how many vacuous words someone’s typed) and the facetious “so and so copied this and so and so copied that” (incidentally I own the copyright to the words “this” and “that” so be forewarned: I will not take any flagrant infringement lightly).
I’m gladdened to see the word peons deployed again in anger, though I think your campaign would be improved if your vocabulary increased to include plebeians.
Keep up the vitriolic condemnations young man.
I’m gladdened to see the word peons deployed again in anger, though I think your campaign would be improved if your vocabulary increased to include plebeians.
Keep up the vitriolic condemnations young man.
It's not just you though to be fair.
About 80% of your comrades do exactly the same; sometimes, worse.
About 80% of your comrades do exactly the same; sometimes, worse.
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