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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Dur Dongon

You may not be a lady, but your all woman

AS, I'm afraid that isn't the case.

Meka

Dur Dongon

You may not be a lady, but your all woman

AS

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Dear Macca...Sir Paul?

If you visited Lilliput and, whilst you were sleeping,
> the lilliputions tied you up with rope and the like, would you initally be
> annoyed, but later start to enjoy it thinking it a little kinky?

I'd like to
> think you would.

It really does depend, AS. If they just left me I would probably be a little frustrated.

I might quite like for the little men to walk all over me though.

It's an interesting question AS.

Meka

Oh.
Thanks anyway.

Damned Dirty legal system

Dear Macca...Sir Paul?

If you visited Lilliput and, whilst you were sleeping, the lilliputions tied you up with rope and the like, would you initally be annoyed, but later start to enjoy it thinking it a little kinky?

I'd like to think you would.

AS

Goatboy wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Often I find myself restricted by UK law from acting with swift
> and unrelenting fury on those that clearly slow the herd.
I find this
> frustrating, as nature clearly lets all other species eat the lame to advance
> the greater good.
Why can I not adopt the role of Shiva and cleanse my planet
> of the flotsam and jetsam that plagues me?

Thanks

UK law is unfortunately on the side of the moron here. If we were to cleanse the planet of the stupid the Government fear that the rest of us would see through them, and rise against them.

Whilst there are enough morons on the planet to keep them in power you would face a lengthy jail term for your actions.

Sorry

Meka

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Deer Mecha

Do you like sandwiches? and if so where?

I do like sandwiches. I like them in my mouth.

Meka

Dear Meka,

Often I find myself restricted by UK law from acting with swift and unrelenting fury on those that clearly slow the herd.
I find this frustrating, as nature clearly lets all other species eat the lame to advance the greater good.
Why can I not adopt the role of Shiva and cleanse my planet of the flotsam and jetsam that plagues me?

Thanks

Deer Mecha

Do you like sandwiches? and if so where?

AS

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Dear Chubby-Meka

I ate Ready Break for breakfast... Why I no glow?

I
> wanted Rice Crispies but I heard they make you impudent

AS

Unfortunately AS, the glow you see in the commercials is not real. It is to symbolis ethe warmth that eaing hot Reddy Brek can produce.

There is no fear of impudence from Rice Crispies, it was just a nasty rumour started by Coco the monkey.

Hope that helps

Meka