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"YH QotD."

Am I strange?

What I mean is, I can't, no matter how desperate, take a crap at work is someone is the next cubicle along.

Why?

Am I the only person like this, or do others share this fate?

Please respond, we can create the U.T.T.A.S.A.W (Unable To Take A Shoot At Work) group.

Thanks.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Okay, here's what I find embarrassing...

And don't tell me it only happens to me,
> either!

The only thing I can't decide on is whether it's worse if you know
> the person who walks in, or if they're a complete stranger.

That did happen to me in Centre Court in Wimbledon. God the smell was terrible. I was standing in the cubicle. Sadly I was raised and brewed by my dad to speak when I had something to say. Anyways, I rushed my cubicle visit, flushed and on the way out let out a huge breathin in and said 'NEED FRESH AIR'. About two seconds later this huge black guy walked from the cubicle in question and said 'Yo kid, don't have those strawberries, phhehwwwwww'.

At that I laughed with him, stood up, got scared again. And left.

this is just beginning to get scarier

well you must be one of the only girls I know who doesnt go in "herds" to the loo (I like that one!!!!!)

seeya CD

i dont go to the loo with a herd of mates...that means i have to wait longer and thats not a good thing cos when i go out i usually drink far too much which equals very full bladder add a queue and that makes for badness

the more i think about it, it makes me want to go!!!!!!!

i'm trying my hardest NOT to think about it

yes it is scary, but there is alot to think about, when you get into it!!

CD

This topic is pretty scary actually

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:

If [women]
> went off one at a time like most blokes do, the queue would be about a
> quarter of the size!

That is so true. I find it so amusing at school, where one girl will say, I need the loo, then all the other girls in the room will say, 'i'll come,' 'i'll come.'

It really makes me laugh. I think it shows girls immaturity: that they aren't grown up enough to go to the bathroom by themselves. That is why men are there: to try to get them to grow out of these absurd fears they have about it. (Havent you noticed that married women go in groups less often than single women. So men must have to train the woman that it is ok to go to the bathroom by themselves. The bogeyman isnt going to come and get them!)

It is absolutley rediculous though.

happy thoughts CD

Ah, you also know you're in trouble when one of the cubicle walls starts to bend out towards you.

It's someone straining, drop what you're doing (Ho ho ho), and flee like the wind. (Ho ho ho)