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"YH QotD."

Am I strange?

What I mean is, I can't, no matter how desperate, take a crap at work is someone is the next cubicle along.

Why?

Am I the only person like this, or do others share this fate?

Please respond, we can create the U.T.T.A.S.A.W (Unable To Take A Shoot At Work) group.

Thanks.

Tallulah wrote:
> Hello there.

I aint a lady - *says in Eliza Doolittle voice*


Sorry but my Rex impression needs work.

I didnt mean I wasnt a female, I just meant I wasnt a lady, not by my definition of a 'lady' anyhow.

Tallulah wrote:
> Hello there.

I aint a lady - *says in Eliza Doolittle voice*

I c, so what r u then?
slik ~_~

Hello there.

I aint a lady - *says in Eliza Doolittle voice*

Yup.

Hello lady!

The things men talk about.......

5 weeks?

My god, when he did drop the kids off, I bet Steve Irwin wrestled it and tried to make it angry

"So, good day work, Jonman?"

"Yeah, great, I learnt about the toilet habits of a bunch of complete strangers. Thanks for asking"

Why did I feel a compulsion to read that thread from start to finish. It must be the roadkill effect. "Yes, I know it's hideous, but I must....look...."

And what is with you people that have never had a dump at work? I wish I had that option. When I gotta go, I gotta go.

Amusing toilet records tho. I've got a mate who usually has an evacuation only about once a fortnight (really). his record is 5 weeks without. Truly amazing.

Well I'm not saying I've never experienced these issues, but nowadays I tend not to care, I'd utilise urinal 2 or 3 quite happily. The thing you forget is that nearly all men feel this uncomfortable when peeing in public and what for?

The way I see it now is you can either be one of the ones feeling awkward, or one of the surprisingly confident ones that strole in elbow two people out of the way as they step up to the trough, do their business and leave.

Its a skill that takes time and patience to acquire, but I've passed all the hurdles and am now capable of going to the toilet when other men are there, do you think thats something I could put on my CV?

It was tough for a while. I'd find myself stepping up with a kind of false confidence and then not being able to pee. So I'd just be stood there.....

The best one is, when in the 4 urinals, end two are taken situation and theres a queue in the toilet consisting of a load of the pretentious idiots you'd just been mocking who are waiting for one of the end two to become free, you stroll right to the front of the queue, pee in one of the middle urinals, give a big sigh of relief and then ask them what they're waiting for!

Oh the fun. Hmm.... I miss the pub :-(

Goatboy wrote:
> Use sink.
Or stand in middle of room spinning round like a lawn sprinkler.

yet another brilliant idea from goatboy. :D
slik ~_~