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Am I strange?
What I mean is, I can't, no matter how desperate, take a crap at work is someone is the next cubicle along.
Why?
Am I the only person like this, or do others share this fate?
Please respond, we can create the U.T.T.A.S.A.W (Unable To Take A Shoot At Work) group.
Thanks.
What I mean is, I can't, no matter how desperate, take a crap at work is someone is the next cubicle along.
Why?
Am I the only person like this, or do others share this fate?
Please respond, we can create the U.T.T.A.S.A.W (Unable To Take A Shoot At Work) group.
Thanks.
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SHEEPY wrote:
> Although woman go off in herds :)
A very good point, actually!
Women *always* moan about the length of the queues at wmones toilets. Surely it's because they *always* go in groups with their mates?
If they went off one at a time like most blokes do, the queue would be about a quarter of the size!
> Although woman go off in herds :)
A very good point, actually!
Women *always* moan about the length of the queues at wmones toilets. Surely it's because they *always* go in groups with their mates?
If they went off one at a time like most blokes do, the queue would be about a quarter of the size!
I just repeated Wookiee but with different words...
Sorry about that :)
Sorry about that :)
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
"How many of you guys go into a cubicle, either at work, school, or other public lavvy?"
I do, every now and again... whiplash accident when an alarm went off, don't really want to go into too much detail.
"trying to work out whether it's better to breathe through your nose or your mouth"
Errggghh... when you can taste it in the air, you know you're in trouble. Bloody awful.
"The only thing I can't decide on is whether it's worse if you know the person who walks in, or if they're a complete stranger."
Not sure... who cares what stranger's think, and with people you know, they KNOW you anyway.
But not in that way.
But that's never happened to me. Sorry.
"How many of you guys go into a cubicle, either at work, school, or other public lavvy?"
I do, every now and again... whiplash accident when an alarm went off, don't really want to go into too much detail.
"trying to work out whether it's better to breathe through your nose or your mouth"
Errggghh... when you can taste it in the air, you know you're in trouble. Bloody awful.
"The only thing I can't decide on is whether it's worse if you know the person who walks in, or if they're a complete stranger."
Not sure... who cares what stranger's think, and with people you know, they KNOW you anyway.
But not in that way.
But that's never happened to me. Sorry.
Only because I don't want to sent the bloke next to me into a depression about the size of his Percy after nicking a glance of mine...
*got away with that one*
*got away with that one*
I go into cubicle all the time :D
Why do woman get them?
A bunch of men standing against one big metal wall or seperate bowls... complete strangers... in say the city centre full of well people that suck (not litterally), also mates that go to the toilet together... whats that about?
Although woman go off in herds :)
Yep cubicles rule
Why do woman get them?
A bunch of men standing against one big metal wall or seperate bowls... complete strangers... in say the city centre full of well people that suck (not litterally), also mates that go to the toilet together... whats that about?
Although woman go off in herds :)
Yep cubicles rule
Okay, here's what I find embarrassing...
You don't have urinals at home, right? So blokes are used to standing over the loo, pointing Percy at the porcelain, and releiving the bladder.
How many of you guys go into a cubicle, either at work, school, or other public lavvy? Well, I do. No, not because I'm embarrassed, but because I don't want to show up the guys around me...
Anyway...
You go into a cubicle for a whizz, and shut the door. There's someone in the cubicle next to you who has dropped their guts, and it reeks. As you finish your whizz and are shaking it off (trying to remember not to make any audible comment on the stench, and trying to work out whether it's better to breathe through your nose or your mouth), you can hear them pulling up their trousers, doing up their belt or whatever. And to save you and them any embarassment, you wait a few moments for them to leave the cubicle, wash their hands, and vacate the toilet.
Then when that's done, you throw open the door and bolt from your cubicle like a greyhound, gasping and struggling for breath.
And just as you start washing your hands, someone walks in to the loo and thinks it was you.
And don't tell me it only happens to me, either!
The only thing I can't decide on is whether it's worse if you know the person who walks in, or if they're a complete stranger.
You don't have urinals at home, right? So blokes are used to standing over the loo, pointing Percy at the porcelain, and releiving the bladder.
How many of you guys go into a cubicle, either at work, school, or other public lavvy? Well, I do. No, not because I'm embarrassed, but because I don't want to show up the guys around me...
Anyway...
You go into a cubicle for a whizz, and shut the door. There's someone in the cubicle next to you who has dropped their guts, and it reeks. As you finish your whizz and are shaking it off (trying to remember not to make any audible comment on the stench, and trying to work out whether it's better to breathe through your nose or your mouth), you can hear them pulling up their trousers, doing up their belt or whatever. And to save you and them any embarassment, you wait a few moments for them to leave the cubicle, wash their hands, and vacate the toilet.
Then when that's done, you throw open the door and bolt from your cubicle like a greyhound, gasping and struggling for breath.
And just as you start washing your hands, someone walks in to the loo and thinks it was you.
And don't tell me it only happens to me, either!
The only thing I can't decide on is whether it's worse if you know the person who walks in, or if they're a complete stranger.
Because I work in big Mansion thing, the loos are proper house style loos. Carpeted floor, wallpaper, the whole works and some of them have baths in.
But I still won't pinch one off at work, because I know the moment I leave the room, someone will walk in right past me and know it was me.
But I still won't pinch one off at work, because I know the moment I leave the room, someone will walk in right past me and know it was me.
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
it'll only last a
> few minutes before you start coughing your guts up and need a breather!
or another fag
it'll only last a
> few minutes before you start coughing your guts up and need a breather!
or another fag
Your Honour wrote:
> The canteen at your work must serve up some *real* s***e.
I'm sure it would, *if* we had one! The only "canteen" we have is a room for the smokers. If you don't smoke and it's cold and/or wet outside, you have nowhere to go for a break unless you want to passively smoke abuot 25 cigarettes in 3 minutes and smell like an ashtray for the rest of the day!
We're currently looking at getting the situation reversed; after all, if people aren't worried about killing themselves through smoking, they shouldn't mind freezing to death outside or "catching their death of a cold" - should they? It'll be cheaper, after all...
And apart from that, we get fed enough poopypoop! at work without a canteen doubling the dose!
No doubt the smokers among you will lay into me now, but what the hell... it'll only last a few minutes before you start coughing your guts up and need a breather!
> The canteen at your work must serve up some *real* s***e.
I'm sure it would, *if* we had one! The only "canteen" we have is a room for the smokers. If you don't smoke and it's cold and/or wet outside, you have nowhere to go for a break unless you want to passively smoke abuot 25 cigarettes in 3 minutes and smell like an ashtray for the rest of the day!
We're currently looking at getting the situation reversed; after all, if people aren't worried about killing themselves through smoking, they shouldn't mind freezing to death outside or "catching their death of a cold" - should they? It'll be cheaper, after all...
And apart from that, we get fed enough poopypoop! at work without a canteen doubling the dose!
No doubt the smokers among you will lay into me now, but what the hell... it'll only last a few minutes before you start coughing your guts up and need a breather!
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Mr Gynaecologist wrote:
> I always lay toilet paper down if i am desperate
> enuf to go at work as some
> sadistic people like to pee on the
> seat!
>You're lucky it's only pee on your work's toilet seat!
You should've seen the park toilets I went to somewhere in Wickford...
> Mr Gynaecologist wrote:
> I always lay toilet paper down if i am desperate
> enuf to go at work as some
> sadistic people like to pee on the
> seat!
>You're lucky it's only pee on your work's toilet seat!
You should've seen the park toilets I went to somewhere in Wickford...
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