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Am I strange?
What I mean is, I can't, no matter how desperate, take a crap at work is someone is the next cubicle along.
Why?
Am I the only person like this, or do others share this fate?
Please respond, we can create the U.T.T.A.S.A.W (Unable To Take A Shoot At Work) group.
Thanks.
What I mean is, I can't, no matter how desperate, take a crap at work is someone is the next cubicle along.
Why?
Am I the only person like this, or do others share this fate?
Please respond, we can create the U.T.T.A.S.A.W (Unable To Take A Shoot At Work) group.
Thanks.
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Use sink.
Or stand in middle of room spinning round like a lawn sprinkler.
Or stand in middle of room spinning round like a lawn sprinkler.
"Thou shalt not speak to any male whilst thou art in the toilets"
"Thou shalt choose the uniral as far away from any other male as possible"
Male toilet behaviour is just as complex as female bahaviour, but just in a different way.
Like playing golf...
"Looks straight ahead, get a firm grip, and try not to veer off to the sides"
Cubicles are a mixed blessing.... becuase occasionally, someone misses. A dark destroyer is left beached, and the area needs to be evacuated. I don't know how they do it, but it happens.
Okay guys, here's a question:
You walk into a public toilets. There are four unrinals, and one cubicle. urinals one and four are being used, as is the cubicle
Do you:
A) Use urnial 2
B) Use urinal 3
C) Turn around and leave, no matter how desperate you were.
The answer is C, and you know it. Strange, isn't it?
"Thou shalt choose the uniral as far away from any other male as possible"
Male toilet behaviour is just as complex as female bahaviour, but just in a different way.
Like playing golf...
"Looks straight ahead, get a firm grip, and try not to veer off to the sides"
Cubicles are a mixed blessing.... becuase occasionally, someone misses. A dark destroyer is left beached, and the area needs to be evacuated. I don't know how they do it, but it happens.
Okay guys, here's a question:
You walk into a public toilets. There are four unrinals, and one cubicle. urinals one and four are being used, as is the cubicle
Do you:
A) Use urnial 2
B) Use urinal 3
C) Turn around and leave, no matter how desperate you were.
The answer is C, and you know it. Strange, isn't it?
Ah! But I know why blokes can go to the bog by themselves. When we go to the loo, there's something to do.
For example:
What do you ALWAYS get in the bottom of a urinal, or metal trough thing? Yup, bits of chewing gum, fag ends, and empty bottles.
So, when I'm taking a whazz, I have something to do. I can try to fill the bottle up, or move the bit of chewing gum around, or try and get the fag butt down the plug hole.
Don't tell me you've never done it!
Girls don't have this luxury, this stimulus for them when they go to the loo, so they go in "herds" (like that one whoever wrote it!), so they can chatand stuff instead.
See?
For example:
What do you ALWAYS get in the bottom of a urinal, or metal trough thing? Yup, bits of chewing gum, fag ends, and empty bottles.
So, when I'm taking a whazz, I have something to do. I can try to fill the bottle up, or move the bit of chewing gum around, or try and get the fag butt down the plug hole.
Don't tell me you've never done it!
Girls don't have this luxury, this stimulus for them when they go to the loo, so they go in "herds" (like that one whoever wrote it!), so they can chatand stuff instead.
See?
2002.
We can change the DNA of sheep, fly to the moon and have digital TV.
Yet men still pee standing right next to each other into a big metal trough.
Bloody savages
We can change the DNA of sheep, fly to the moon and have digital TV.
Yet men still pee standing right next to each other into a big metal trough.
Bloody savages
Goatboy wrote:
> Because they have cubicles, it allows for space.
Try starting a chat with the
> man standing 1/2 foot away from you, holding his dignity.
See how far you
> get.
I think I tried...
'Hi, hows it going in there'
'Look kid, unless you want your weenie chopped off, you better start running'
I had heard enough. Don't even think I had finished before I started to zip up.
> Because they have cubicles, it allows for space.
Try starting a chat with the
> man standing 1/2 foot away from you, holding his dignity.
See how far you
> get.
I think I tried...
'Hi, hows it going in there'
'Look kid, unless you want your weenie chopped off, you better start running'
I had heard enough. Don't even think I had finished before I started to zip up.
Because they have cubicles, it allows for space.
Try starting a chat with the man standing 1/2 foot away from you, holding his dignity.
See how far you get.
Try starting a chat with the man standing 1/2 foot away from you, holding his dignity.
See how far you get.
Goatboy wrote:
Try
> saying that as well, suddenly none of them want to go.
"I'll go as
> well!" you say
"umm..it's ok actually" says woman
Odd.
Also odd. Why do we see it ok for females to go in twos into the toilets, but not males?
Try
> saying that as well, suddenly none of them want to go.
"I'll go as
> well!" you say
"umm..it's ok actually" says woman
Odd.
Also odd. Why do we see it ok for females to go in twos into the toilets, but not males?
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Although woman go off in herds :)
A very good point,
> actually!
Women *always* moan about the length of the queues at wmones
> toilets. Surely it's because they *always* go in groups with their mates?
If
> they went off one at a time like most blokes do, the queue would be about a
> quarter of the size!
Read an article on this exact topic in The Big Issue (the quality of articles never stops). It was very interesting as they had secret pictures etc....
In Kingston (in a nightclub) there is a oneway mirror from the girls loo's into the boys. We can see everything they are doing, from makeuping to gossiping. Its so bloody funny watching them adjust their bras and making their clevage more pronouned. Great... anyway, back to the point. Females have queues because they don't just want to get out of the toilet, they talk and socialise... how sick are they?
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Although woman go off in herds :)
A very good point,
> actually!
Women *always* moan about the length of the queues at wmones
> toilets. Surely it's because they *always* go in groups with their mates?
If
> they went off one at a time like most blokes do, the queue would be about a
> quarter of the size!
Read an article on this exact topic in The Big Issue (the quality of articles never stops). It was very interesting as they had secret pictures etc....
In Kingston (in a nightclub) there is a oneway mirror from the girls loo's into the boys. We can see everything they are doing, from makeuping to gossiping. Its so bloody funny watching them adjust their bras and making their clevage more pronouned. Great... anyway, back to the point. Females have queues because they don't just want to get out of the toilet, they talk and socialise... how sick are they?
cooldogs wrote:
one girl
> will say, I need the loo, then all the other girls in the room will say, 'i'll
> come,' 'i'll come.'
CD
---
Try saying that as well, suddenly none of them want to go.
"I'll go as well!" you say
"umm..it's ok actually" says woman
Odd.
one girl
> will say, I need the loo, then all the other girls in the room will say, 'i'll
> come,' 'i'll come.'
CD
---
Try saying that as well, suddenly none of them want to go.
"I'll go as well!" you say
"umm..it's ok actually" says woman
Odd.
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