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A Sunday afternoon spent waiting in a computer store for the simian to work the till out.
And me and my mate spent the drive home ranting about how most people shouldn’t be allowed out and we came to the following conclusions:
As a scientist, he will forgo his endless quest for superpowers by mixing chemicals and falling into vats of bubbling stuff and now intends to create a formula that will eliminate stupid people.
You have nothing to fear unless you fall into the following categories:
You migrate to DIY stores for “things for the house” on a Sunday, and spend 20 minutes looking at curtain rods going “ooh nice”
You name your house, despite living on an estate somewhere you still put a plaque up that says “Little Cottage” and insist your mail is addressed just so.
You put neo-classical roman columns outside your semi-detached house with a name
You have stained glass windows, those little round ones with a bird in the middle.
You drive a Fiesta/Uno/Nova and think by removing the name badge, blacking the windows out and having neon on it, you are cool and sexy.
You listen to those in-car CDs that only seem to have buzzing bass and 180bpm drum machines on, and you leave the door open whilst you stand with your chimp mates in a car-park of a fast food restaurant.
You have a squat dangerous dog called “Savage” or “Vinnie Jones” that you let wobble out your estate after dark, then spend 20 mins standing on your doorstep at 11pm shouting it’s name and kicking it when it runs past you with a limb in it’s mouth.
Your idea of eating out is going to a place where they have pictures of the food on the menu and it’s coated in easy-wipe plastic.
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There are more categories, but I forgot them already.
And me and my mate spent the drive home ranting about how most people shouldn’t be allowed out and we came to the following conclusions:
As a scientist, he will forgo his endless quest for superpowers by mixing chemicals and falling into vats of bubbling stuff and now intends to create a formula that will eliminate stupid people.
You have nothing to fear unless you fall into the following categories:
You migrate to DIY stores for “things for the house” on a Sunday, and spend 20 minutes looking at curtain rods going “ooh nice”
You name your house, despite living on an estate somewhere you still put a plaque up that says “Little Cottage” and insist your mail is addressed just so.
You put neo-classical roman columns outside your semi-detached house with a name
You have stained glass windows, those little round ones with a bird in the middle.
You drive a Fiesta/Uno/Nova and think by removing the name badge, blacking the windows out and having neon on it, you are cool and sexy.
You listen to those in-car CDs that only seem to have buzzing bass and 180bpm drum machines on, and you leave the door open whilst you stand with your chimp mates in a car-park of a fast food restaurant.
You have a squat dangerous dog called “Savage” or “Vinnie Jones” that you let wobble out your estate after dark, then spend 20 mins standing on your doorstep at 11pm shouting it’s name and kicking it when it runs past you with a limb in it’s mouth.
Your idea of eating out is going to a place where they have pictures of the food on the menu and it’s coated in easy-wipe plastic.
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There are more categories, but I forgot them already.
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Hehe, we have a Welshie...............
Trying to pretend that it's because the love of the lady is set for another man, when it truth, he has a sheep hidden round the corner...........
Trying to pretend that it's because the love of the lady is set for another man, when it truth, he has a sheep hidden round the corner...........
Goatboy wrote:
I shall let you kids snatch at the hem
> of her frock.
No thanks.
It's quite obvious that you are the one she wants.
I shall let you kids snatch at the hem
> of her frock.
No thanks.
It's quite obvious that you are the one she wants.
As the aged legs of Goatboy have given way to the younger generation, anyone else want to try to steal something else from Scotland?? Anyone.............
;)
;)
93 replies on a school day, not bad going there. I just still can't get used to Goatyboy's name, it's too...well...........gold.
Doughnut Monster wrote:
Nope especially not when nobody replies to Goaty's GAD attempt!
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Eh? GAD attempt?
Where?
Nope especially not when nobody replies to Goaty's GAD attempt!
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Eh? GAD attempt?
Where?
The Big Yin got there 1st?
Curse him.
This topic is getting long winded and has strayed from the flinty eyed insults Ms Tallulah and I were hurling mixed with burning repressed desire.
I shall let you kids snatch at the hem of her frock and return later on when the stench of testosterone is not quite so overwhelming.
Curse him.
This topic is getting long winded and has strayed from the flinty eyed insults Ms Tallulah and I were hurling mixed with burning repressed desire.
I shall let you kids snatch at the hem of her frock and return later on when the stench of testosterone is not quite so overwhelming.
Tallulah wrote:
That might be
> because men are so thick
See, Scottish men are an exception to the rule then?? Because we invented telephones and TVs, something you broads wouldn't never survive without.....
:D
That might be
> because men are so thick
See, Scottish men are an exception to the rule then?? Because we invented telephones and TVs, something you broads wouldn't never survive without.....
:D
Tallulah wrote:
Please dont, the thought of a man begging turns my stomach.
Don't worry, I wasn't going to.
Please dont, the thought of a man begging turns my stomach.
Don't worry, I wasn't going to.
Tallulah wrote:
> Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Don't make him mad you don't want him to
> "smash yoo wiv his stick" do
> you?
Err, no - do you?
Nope especially not when nobody replies to Goaty's GAD attempt!
> Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Don't make him mad you don't want him to
> "smash yoo wiv his stick" do
> you?
Err, no - do you?
Nope especially not when nobody replies to Goaty's GAD attempt!
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