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"Ridding the world of evil"

A Sunday afternoon spent waiting in a computer store for the simian to work the till out.
And me and my mate spent the drive home ranting about how most people shouldn’t be allowed out and we came to the following conclusions:
As a scientist, he will forgo his endless quest for superpowers by mixing chemicals and falling into vats of bubbling stuff and now intends to create a formula that will eliminate stupid people.
You have nothing to fear unless you fall into the following categories:

You migrate to DIY stores for “things for the house” on a Sunday, and spend 20 minutes looking at curtain rods going “ooh nice”

You name your house, despite living on an estate somewhere you still put a plaque up that says “Little Cottage” and insist your mail is addressed just so.

You put neo-classical roman columns outside your semi-detached house with a name

You have stained glass windows, those little round ones with a bird in the middle.

You drive a Fiesta/Uno/Nova and think by removing the name badge, blacking the windows out and having neon on it, you are cool and sexy.

You listen to those in-car CDs that only seem to have buzzing bass and 180bpm drum machines on, and you leave the door open whilst you stand with your chimp mates in a car-park of a fast food restaurant.

You have a squat dangerous dog called “Savage” or “Vinnie Jones” that you let wobble out your estate after dark, then spend 20 mins standing on your doorstep at 11pm shouting it’s name and kicking it when it runs past you with a limb in it’s mouth.

Your idea of eating out is going to a place where they have pictures of the food on the menu and it’s coated in easy-wipe plastic.
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There are more categories, but I forgot them already.

even though going into the computer industry is the highest paid
> thing on earth? Even though the ammount of money that can be made on the
> internet is more then you'd make in a lifetime, can be made by people in a
> year.

Then why is she teaching, instead of being out there getting rich?

No - she knows nothing about ICT. That's why it's funny. I can program better than she can, and she pronounces DOS as 'Dose'. Now see why I laugh.

Nah he was Australian, but, I wouldn't want to take away the spirit which makes you a woman, if I did that, then I would be a mere Englishman............

Let me get this straight. You enjoy laughing at people who are good on computers, even though going into the computer industry is the highest paid thing on earth? Even though the ammount of money that can be made on the internet is more then you'd make in a lifetime, can be made by people in a year.

Foolish person.

Hehe, he said Welsh............

Bonus wrote:
> Tallulah wrote:
And why has everyone else decided to
> join in and pick on
> me? See, I knew this would happen. Woe is me.


Have we deflated a woman so
> far that she stutters out a cry for help?? Have we really did something so
> bad?? Last time we Meka fart in public then..........

You havent crushed this woman yet, sonny - you can take my land, but you'll never take - MY FREEEEEEDOOOM! You shoudl recognise that seeing as one of your fellow Jocks said it.

No - IT lesson at school. Very boring. Enjoy laughing at people like you. Writing this as teacher walks round. She's a very silly old Welsh lady. I laugh at her too.

I could be trying to compare to usigned char variables using bitwise operators to find out which hand won in my self written pontoon program...........

Sound like fun to anyone else??

Don't we all have better things to do?

Like ermmmmmmmmmmm work perhaps? ;-)

Tallulah wrote:
And why has everyone else decided to
> join in and pick on me? See, I knew this would happen. Woe is me.


Have we deflated a woman so far that she stutters out a cry for help?? Have we really did something so bad?? Last time we Meka fart in public then..........