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"Your porn name?"

After reading a topic by Meka in the movies forum, I thought I'd start this one off.

Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.

Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.

What's yours?

Tallulah wrote:
> By the way, are yu sure you're 28, not 15? Its bad to lie, you know.

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Yup, 28.
Although my literate style would suggest a lot younger.

Besides, would a 15yr old manage to cram a reference to a movie and 2 songs in a post to you?

Bonus points of you name them.

Hey, no fair.

It's EVERY male's dream to wake up with baps.
And any man that says different is George Micheal.

Besides, I exist merely to cater to the base needs of this place.
Consider me the Puck of The Forums.

And if nothing else, me being an ape makes your boyfriend look a lot better in your eyes eh? I'm a goddamn public service.

So, if you dont mind, stop hitting on me quite so obviously.
I'm sensitive and stuff.

By the way, are yu sure you're 28, not 15? Its bad to lie, you know.

Yeah, complete and utter.........smooth operator. You wish. You really shouldnt tell people your fantasies & dreams on here, there's all kinds of nutters lurking. (wanna put yourself into this category?)

And THANK THE LORD that you werent born a 'chick', Hallelujah. Then the female of the species would definetly have been more deadly than the male.

And if nothing else, at least you laughed at that last comment.

I'm 28.

And I find the love songs of a gay greek crooner to be pleasing to my ears.

Why aren't you at home playing with your boobs? If I was a chick, I would be.

(I'm smooth eh?)

Young? How young? 15, probably.

And is that a George Michael song you were quoting? How intriguing, a George Michael fan. Classy.

Oh so I'm a liar now?
Why do you cast me aside so quickly

*shakes fist*

Curse you, vile Harpy.
I loved you y'know, you can't go around breaking young men's hearts.
We could have climbed every mountain, swam every river.
You see, the river was deep and I didn't falter, I knew you were waiting for me.

But no more
*looks down at the ground*
So it meant nothing to you..you have ice for blood lady, ice for blood.

Whoa boy! You're getting a bit ahead of yourself, arent you? When did anyone mention sex?

Used and abused, are you? I find that hard to believe.

Tallulah wrote:
> Cash only.

Why, you dancin'?

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Hey I have feelings too. I'm not just a sex object to you.
God you're shallow, I feel used.