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"Your porn name?"

After reading a topic by Meka in the movies forum, I thought I'd start this one off.

Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.

Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.

What's yours?

You patronising t**t, no its not that 'special time'. Jeez, is a girl not allowed to get angry or summink?

Of course women are out to destroy the 'man club', thats why we go to the toilets in groups so we can slagg you all off whilst aptly..............I dont think it needs to be said.

Sure!
Men with men ain't a bad thing!

Tallulah, I've grown weary of your clumsy attempts at seduction.
Me and Rasta shall duel for your hand.

Goatboy wrote:
> Oi Rasta, she's been giving me the come-on, not you!

Back off or I'll fight
> in a car park for her affections.

Naked and wiv stiks?

Oi Rasta, she's been giving me the come-on, not you!

Back off or I'll fight in a car park for her affections.

LOL @ WHOLE CONVO!

And I really am laughing!

*wonders how many people are reading this and laughing without saying anything*

Look Tallulah, I understand that tight little ball of rage in your stomach - have some chocolate and a hotty-bottle and it'll be ok in a day or so.

Yup, if you show so much as an ounce of brain, you're a feminist with a nice little moustache.
For instance, I think all women are evil witches out to destroy the man-club by lying and talking about us in the loo.

Now,I'm not saying *you* are, obviously you are a paragon of femine perfection.
I'm guessing it's that special time eh?
Is that why you're so angry?

So when a girl gives as good as she gets, they get accused of being feminists?

Dungarees & drinks pints? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Couldnt be more further from the truth! Typical bloke.

Lighten up love, I'm passing my day by indulging your feminist rantings with good humour and a willingness to make a fool of myself.

Methinks you drink pints and wear dungarees, non?

Puck? Or did you mean to say F*cker?

You conjure up some peculiar images - a bloke with bosoms, gross.

And yes, you are an ape, who wishes I was hitting on him. Pathetic.