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"Your porn name?"

After reading a topic by Meka in the movies forum, I thought I'd start this one off.

Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.

Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.

What's yours?

Tallulah wrote:
> *then swiftly cuts to a scene of female character armed with a carving knife*


did you ever get past that level in DMC

*then swiftly cuts to a scene of female character armed with a carving knife*

*sound of the tide rushing in, sax music starts to play*

Cash only.

Why, you dancin'?

A couple of quid? You've doubled your fee?

Christ, do you take cheques?

How much you going for? A fiver?

You're right, I couldnt afford you, I've only got a couple of quid on me.

Tallulah wrote:
> You certainly did that, rrrrrr, you sexy thang, you.

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I could tell.
See, she thinks she hates me and thinks I'm a sexist pig, but deep down she's drawn to my savage charm.

And I can breathe through my ears.

It's harmless batty-eyes at a stranger across the net.
Besides, she couldn't afford me.

You certainly did that, rrrrrr, you sexy thang, you.

monkey_man wrote:
> Handbags at ten paces Ladies.

No hair-pulling and no stabbing witht he mascara brush... C'mon, we want a fair slap up here :-D