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"Your porn name?"

After reading a topic by Meka in the movies forum, I thought I'd start this one off.

Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.

Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.

What's yours?

Virus Smith

Ooooh evil :)

"Looks like salevaa pulled a blonde bird"

Meh - yep, we have been happily together for 5 months, I think it's about time we got serious. We met at some local club, and we really excelled, so we decided to go out and she is now a regular attendant to my house, as some of you who were on MSN earlier know. Unfortunately, you also got to meet my little booger of a brother, Tom. :( We have decieded to have a serious relationship now, but those magical words, "I love you" are yet to be said be either of us. Should be soon, and you know what follows after those three magical words, so I don't need to go into the details.

Salevaa wrote:
> "Looks like salevaa pulled a blonde bird"

Meh - yep, we have been
> happily together for 5 months, I think it's about time we got serious. We met at
> some local club, and we really excelled, so we decided to go out and she is now
> a regular attendant to my house, as some of you who were on MSN earlier know.
> Unfortunately, you also got to meet my little booger of a brother, Tom. :( We
> have decieded to have a serious relationship now, but those magical words,
> "I love you" are yet to be said be either of us. Should be soon, and
> you know what follows after those three magical words, so I don't need to go
> into the details.

You told me last night you broke up?

Salevaa wrote:
> "Looks like salevaa pulled a blonde bird"

Meh - yep, we have been
> happily together for 5 months, I think it's about time we got serious. We met at
> some local club, and we really excelled, so we decided to go out and she is now
> a regular attendant to my house, as some of you who were on MSN earlier know.
> Unfortunately, you also got to meet my little booger of a brother, Tom. :( We
> have decieded to have a serious relationship now, but those magical words,
> "I love you" are yet to be said be either of us. Should be soon, and
> you know what follows after those three magical words, so I don't need to go
> into the details.


he didnt ask for your life story
he commented on how you pulled a dumb chick

Booty Mcracken

ho ho ho

er-no wrote:
> Salevaa wrote:
> "Looks like salevaa pulled a blonde bird"

Meh
> - yep, we have been
> happily together for 5 months, I think it's about time
> we got serious. We met at
> some local club, and we really excelled, so we
> decided to go out and she is now
> a regular attendant to my house, as some
> of you who were on MSN earlier know.
> Unfortunately, you also got to meet
> my little booger of a brother, Tom. :( We
> have decieded to have a serious
> relationship now, but those magical words,
> "I love you" are yet
> to be said be either of us. Should be soon, and
> you know what follows
> after those three magical words, so I don't need to go
> into the
> details.

You told me last night you broke up?

Heh - you're losing it Jobe

"he didnt ask for your life story
he commented on how you pulled a dumb chick"

I didn't ask you for cybersex the other day but that didn't stop you did it? I asked you what you looked like!

Starlight wrote:
> Booty Mcracken

lol

Sally Carter

not very porn like

First Girlfriend, first pet whats the difference??

ok ok

Gunther Carter

Toots Gibson.

Hmm sounds like a transvestite.