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"Evening."

How is everyone?

Did you all have an acceptable Christmas? Am I the only person that can write "Christmas" instead of "xmas" which I see all over the place?

Hmmmm.

Not sure why I've asked these questions as I probably won't be around longe enough to read the answers. Damn Dirty Parents House where you have to actaully *pay* for internet call time!

Pfah!

Anyway, hope all is well in the land of FoG, and I shall be back in the new year. So Happy New Year to everyone.

Oh yeah, before I go, two questions:

1. Grix, are you left handed? (I know it's a weird question, but just humour me and give me the answer, I shall explain all a little later...)

2. What is the point in the newbies filling in the Copularity Pontest thing when they just put "?????" next to most of the names?

Ah well, such is the world....

Laters.

I'm suprised you didn't try and slip one of your baaaaaad jokes in. ;0)

Bear in mind that I'm thinking of Brosnan in the role of 007 for those last few quotes, of course if it was Roger Moore he'd say all the same things with just one eyebrow, if it was Sean Connery he'd probably just headbutt the camera, and if it was George Lazenby noone would have seen the film anyway so it would be pointless to think up quotes for him.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Challenge for today:

What would James Bond say after I drown in my own sheep
> dip?

To camera: "I think we can call that a clean slate"
To villainous Grix 1: "You were always in over your head"
To wristwatch comms: "I've been out for a swim, Miss Moneypenny"
To area in general: "Dip Dip Hooray"
To villainous Grix 2: "That should clean your act up"
To villainous Grix 3: "Consider yourself disinfected"
To camera: "It's the sheep I pity"
To villainous floosie standing next to him who saw it all: "I fancy a drop myself, would you care to join me?"

Abahhhout time :-D

Challenge for today:

What would James Bond say after I drown in my own sheep dip?

(About time.)

Something a bit more witty than that.

And Bond will have his gun pointed at your groin and shall say "I am now aiming directly at your groin, speak now, or forever hold your piece"

Goddamn I love that line :-D

Left handers shall one day rule the Earth. Well.... maybe not, but I can dream.

Left handers are actually a completely different sub-species from right handers. They think differently, act differently and are probne to react differently.

RBS: Read too many books about left handers.

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The CIA says your a guilty man.

No, Grix, you'd make a terrible Bond villan. Not content to just spout out all of the intricate details of your evil world domination plan whilst you've got a gun pointed at 007's head, instead of pulling the trigger straight away, you'd want to animate it all for him too.

Meantime Bond will simply extract his self detonating Navy issue condom from the heel of his shoe, roll it over the barrel of your gun whilst you're mucking about trying to get the polygons to look 'just right', and make his getaway in an inflatable hover banana coloured red white and blue whilst your Pembrokeshire hi-tech hideout explodes in a flurry of fiery pyrotechnics caused by the chain reaction between the exploding gun and the highly combustible sheep dip in the holding tanks 20 floors below the surface.

Can't really imagine why they'll have a "ban everyone" button mind.

Same with Bond films. Five films in, Bond would have been dead if it wasn't for Blofeld putting the "Self Destruct" button in his lair.

And we think Bond's great? Jese. I should be a Bond Enemy. I'll rule. All the others have sucked.

Well, Mr Big was cool, but he was clumsy too.

Webby is drunk and punching buttons at random.