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How is everyone?
Did you all have an acceptable Christmas? Am I the only person that can write "Christmas" instead of "xmas" which I see all over the place?
Hmmmm.
Not sure why I've asked these questions as I probably won't be around longe enough to read the answers. Damn Dirty Parents House where you have to actaully *pay* for internet call time!
Pfah!
Anyway, hope all is well in the land of FoG, and I shall be back in the new year. So Happy New Year to everyone.
Oh yeah, before I go, two questions:
1. Grix, are you left handed? (I know it's a weird question, but just humour me and give me the answer, I shall explain all a little later...)
2. What is the point in the newbies filling in the Copularity Pontest thing when they just put "?????" next to most of the names?
Ah well, such is the world....
Laters.
Did you all have an acceptable Christmas? Am I the only person that can write "Christmas" instead of "xmas" which I see all over the place?
Hmmmm.
Not sure why I've asked these questions as I probably won't be around longe enough to read the answers. Damn Dirty Parents House where you have to actaully *pay* for internet call time!
Pfah!
Anyway, hope all is well in the land of FoG, and I shall be back in the new year. So Happy New Year to everyone.
Oh yeah, before I go, two questions:
1. Grix, are you left handed? (I know it's a weird question, but just humour me and give me the answer, I shall explain all a little later...)
2. What is the point in the newbies filling in the Copularity Pontest thing when they just put "?????" next to most of the names?
Ah well, such is the world....
Laters.
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How is everyone?
Did you all have an acceptable Christmas? Am I the only person that can write "Christmas" instead of "xmas" which I see all over the place?
Hmmmm.
Not sure why I've asked these questions as I probably won't be around longe enough to read the answers. Damn Dirty Parents House where you have to actaully *pay* for internet call time!
Pfah!
Anyway, hope all is well in the land of FoG, and I shall be back in the new year. So Happy New Year to everyone.
Oh yeah, before I go, two questions:
1. Grix, are you left handed? (I know it's a weird question, but just humour me and give me the answer, I shall explain all a little later...)
2. What is the point in the newbies filling in the Copularity Pontest thing when they just put "?????" next to most of the names?
Ah well, such is the world....
Laters.
Did you all have an acceptable Christmas? Am I the only person that can write "Christmas" instead of "xmas" which I see all over the place?
Hmmmm.
Not sure why I've asked these questions as I probably won't be around longe enough to read the answers. Damn Dirty Parents House where you have to actaully *pay* for internet call time!
Pfah!
Anyway, hope all is well in the land of FoG, and I shall be back in the new year. So Happy New Year to everyone.
Oh yeah, before I go, two questions:
1. Grix, are you left handed? (I know it's a weird question, but just humour me and give me the answer, I shall explain all a little later...)
2. What is the point in the newbies filling in the Copularity Pontest thing when they just put "?????" next to most of the names?
Ah well, such is the world....
Laters.
1) Nope. Right handed... I know that if you use the left hand side of your body more often then you'll be more creative, but I can't imagine you complimenting me... perhaps you wanted me to say right... or I'm a witch. I'm not a witch.
2) Because they need and want the attention.
I've got an excellent present, suitable for any paranoid freak. It's the Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook... and it explains how to do everything you'll ever think of getting into.
Like how to run across a train, escape from a sinking car or break into a car... how to land a plane... how to jump from a moving car... how to win a sword fight...
Sod my exams, I'm going to spend Christmas learning this instead.
2) Because they need and want the attention.
I've got an excellent present, suitable for any paranoid freak. It's the Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook... and it explains how to do everything you'll ever think of getting into.
Like how to run across a train, escape from a sinking car or break into a car... how to land a plane... how to jump from a moving car... how to win a sword fight...
Sod my exams, I'm going to spend Christmas learning this instead.
I'm alright.
I've been banned from here.
But only in 2 threads in the DVD forum.
Must..try...harder
I've been banned from here.
But only in 2 threads in the DVD forum.
Must..try...harder
Hmmm, now everyone's banned again. Can still reply, it looks like though.
And not banned. Hmmm.
Webby is drunk and punching buttons at random.
Can't really imagine why they'll have a "ban everyone" button mind.
Same with Bond films. Five films in, Bond would have been dead if it wasn't for Blofeld putting the "Self Destruct" button in his lair.
And we think Bond's great? Jese. I should be a Bond Enemy. I'll rule. All the others have sucked.
Well, Mr Big was cool, but he was clumsy too.
Same with Bond films. Five films in, Bond would have been dead if it wasn't for Blofeld putting the "Self Destruct" button in his lair.
And we think Bond's great? Jese. I should be a Bond Enemy. I'll rule. All the others have sucked.
Well, Mr Big was cool, but he was clumsy too.
No, Grix, you'd make a terrible Bond villan. Not content to just spout out all of the intricate details of your evil world domination plan whilst you've got a gun pointed at 007's head, instead of pulling the trigger straight away, you'd want to animate it all for him too.
Meantime Bond will simply extract his self detonating Navy issue condom from the heel of his shoe, roll it over the barrel of your gun whilst you're mucking about trying to get the polygons to look 'just right', and make his getaway in an inflatable hover banana coloured red white and blue whilst your Pembrokeshire hi-tech hideout explodes in a flurry of fiery pyrotechnics caused by the chain reaction between the exploding gun and the highly combustible sheep dip in the holding tanks 20 floors below the surface.
Meantime Bond will simply extract his self detonating Navy issue condom from the heel of his shoe, roll it over the barrel of your gun whilst you're mucking about trying to get the polygons to look 'just right', and make his getaway in an inflatable hover banana coloured red white and blue whilst your Pembrokeshire hi-tech hideout explodes in a flurry of fiery pyrotechnics caused by the chain reaction between the exploding gun and the highly combustible sheep dip in the holding tanks 20 floors below the surface.
Left handers shall one day rule the Earth. Well.... maybe not, but I can dream.
Left handers are actually a completely different sub-species from right handers. They think differently, act differently and are probne to react differently.
RBS: Read too many books about left handers.
~~~~~~~~~
The CIA says your a guilty man.
Left handers are actually a completely different sub-species from right handers. They think differently, act differently and are probne to react differently.
RBS: Read too many books about left handers.
~~~~~~~~~
The CIA says your a guilty man.
And Bond will have his gun pointed at your groin and shall say "I am now aiming directly at your groin, speak now, or forever hold your piece"
Goddamn I love that line :-D
Goddamn I love that line :-D
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