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If a tree falls, does it make a noise if no one is there to hear it?


I expect you've heard it before, but I spent most of my German lesson thinking over this. :D

None of you exist because you are all a figment of my imagination.

I don't exist because I am a figment of your imaginations.

So who the hell typed this?

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?

Are you old enough to remember that episode of "Tales of the Unexpected"?

it makes vibrations, but there are no ears to turn that into sound, soooo, it makes no sound.

50 replies.

Wonderful.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, really loudly, for no good reason.

try using your cat

ah...erm... yeah, I get it! hee hee hee.

family guy is amazing.

pooble-kiollp-moolp-minolloop.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> 99% of all maths is useless.

89.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

what did he say about muffins!

No, it would make a racket. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Also, if you find a tree with a lumberjack underneath do you think he heard it falling?

I make myself laugh so much.