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"What's the worst thing you ever did at school?"

I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.

Craw wrote:
I started a competition of who could bring the most deadly weapon into school.

*laughs*

Longy:0) wrote:
> My mate Nik wrote these rude storys about teachers and stuff there was this
> teacher called steve and he was really gay (not litraly but anyway) Nik wrote a
> story about him and a blow up women he brought them to skool, his first mistake
> then someone put it on or tutors chair and the tutor saw it and nik owned up our
> teacher read them aswell it was so funny!


Congratulations. Thats the longest sentance i have read in ages!

My mate Nik wrote these rude storys about teachers and stuff there was this teacher called steve and he was really gay (not litraly but anyway) Nik wrote a story about him and a blow up women he brought them to skool, his first mistake then someone put it on or tutors chair and the tutor saw it and nik owned up our teacher read them aswell it was so funny!

Took an air pistol to school and started a competition of who could bring the most deadly weapon into school.

My mate shot another friend in a classroom. He was aiming for someone else but when he pulled the triger the kid infront of him put his hand up to ask the teacher sommit and got a pellet right on the finger! Heh heh it was funny at the time cos the teacher didn't believe he had been shot even though he was screaming round the classroom with blood puring out of his hand.

Hmmm... quite worrying really.....

BTW I do not condone this behaviour - it was a long time ago and it was not big or clever.

Oh yeah - busted for porn a la Goaty and the teacher kept it too.

Hmmmmm, i was just really immature at school. I remember undoing one of those head projector things though! We got into a class room through a window we had unlocked and took a screwdriver to the projector. We then cut out a paper and put it above the bulb but under the plate type thing. Was hilarious when the teacher turned it on! Problem was we all got bollarded because as we knew what was going to happen, there were 3 of us killing ourselves laughing before the on switch was even pressed.

what else...... hmmm, i wanna know what the worst thing goaty did but wont say is..... intrigued!

Locked a teacher in a store supboard once too. Little old lady who taught french, went to get some kid a new exercise book and wasn't let out till after the lesson finished.

Oh, and in the spirit of monkey_man..... we had a PE teacher who used to force us to have showers and then watch us to make sure we did. Being little boys we hated all things clean and took a dislike to him. Then one day some kid shouted 'Paedophile (spelling?) and that ended it all. 10 seconds later we had all joined in and the poor guy wlaked off with 200 kids shouting at him.

Nothing really bad, just messed around lots!

God dammit, this filter wont let me write properly

Mmm, worst thing I've done eh? I can't really think of anything, as I used to be a real goody-too-shoes! Now I'm in Year 9 though, I've changed...a lot, but I still haven't committed any "crimes"...that I can think of. Oh yeah...

When I was little (about 8), I almost got sent to the headteacher for singing "1999" by Prince. Looking back, that's the stupidest rule in that bloody religious school, among these:

a) No food allowed for breaktime - it cloggs up the school, apparently (what!?)

b) No talking back to teachers - it's read. Hey, but what if they got something wrong!? Teachers etc fail to realise that!

FB.

Worst thing?
Er...I'm not saying, but there are a couple of instances that spring to mind of other offences.

I got busted for phoning childline from the school payphone.
They answered and I said "Help me, there are adults around and they make me do things"
"What do they make you do?"
"Homework and stuff. It sucks"
Then I hung up and ran away, but the music tutor saw us and caught me.

Or when I got pulled up for selling porno mags.
I found a bag (honest) at the train station and took them home, asked my mum what I should do with them. She said "Sell them at school, you'll make a fortune"
And I did.
£1 a pop, had about 40 of them kept in my locker.
But teacher found out and confiscated them, I got hauled to headmaster who was livid and said
"What if I phone your mother? What would she say?"
"She knows and she'll be pssed you took them off me"
He went bright red and phoned her with me in the room,
"Are you aware that your son is selling pornographic magazines to other pupils?...oh...well we don't appreciate it...no he can't have them back"

I got detention for 2 days for that.
And I never, ever saw them again.
Thieving teacher.

Yeah, great, fantastic. Lets all really pss people off because they try to do a job that might benefit you later in life.

I had a bit of problem with prank phone-calls.

We had a teacher...nicknamed bungle. He was our woodwork teacher, adn was nicknamed bungle becasue he had a huge beard, somthin to do with bungle from rainbow i think...but this nickname has been with him for years, before i even joined the school.

Anyway, every friday night after me and my mates had been out, we used to ring him up at every phone box we passed(yeah, the idiot isnt ex-directory). Just shouting abuse at him. you know the stuff, mainly just abuse. all 7-8 of us just shouting down the phone at the same time.

Anyway, got a bit addicted to this and decided to do it on a school trip phone the phone in the place we were staying. HOW STUPID IS THAT?! i was the main person doing it, and i had to own up all the lot of us would get busted. To stop me from being suspended i had to write an apology to the guys wife.

We still prank call him to this very day...

i'll have to think back
what a great topic!... place your bets on goatboy pulling the fire alarm!