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"What's the worst thing you ever did at school?"

I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.

Hmmm, lemme see...never been in a fight...never had a detention...o, I remember now! There's this kid in my year (yes, that's right, I'm STILL at school, in the final year) and he's really small for his age...could be mistaken for a first year!

Anyway, me and a few mates gagged him with some duck tape and then tied him upside-down on the railings on the bus lane. Narrow bus lane + wide buses coming at speed = one s*1t scared boy! Now THAT'S entertainment.

After he recovered, we tied him to a nearby lamp post using our ties. Poor kid's so weak he couldn't un-tie himself! Turned up for his next lesson about 40 minutes later if I remember correctly.

And this all happened just last week!

I was drunk during 2 hall/floor meetings, I don't think anyone noticed.

I got two pink slips in a span of two weeks,and I was put on warning.

Drunk quite a bit of Whisky before a science lesson and felt a bit light headed throughout - Big mistake!!

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> 'hurt'

dur.
ty
dont insult me tho

anyway. I hit this boy who was really annoying me, and I mean
> REALLY annoying me (I'm not one to get mad) buit I found out a bit later he was
> 2 years yonger then me.
oops.

I hit a boy in his BCG,I was lucky I didn't get suspended.

'hurt'

dur.

anyway. I hit this boy who was really annoying me, and I mean REALLY annoying me (I'm not one to get mad) buit I found out a bit later he was 2 years yonger then me.
oops.

hurts?

mine is.........
kissing a boy who was leaving skool!
of course i was only 7-8 then, but e1 laughed :-(
it still herts me now!
ne1 know how to spell herts?

My old tech teacher, who is now my form teacher (he is really weird) actually thought it was funny when my friend and I made a d**do out of a chair leg because this girl asked us to do it for her for a fiver. It was really only a rounded off chair leg, but it was still another extremely funny day.