Viewing Thread:
"What's the worst thing you ever did at school?"

I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.

Kid Rock wrote:
a good way to
> end a speech, using a quote from greenday

:-D

I'm telling the truth 'bout all of these,bear in mind most of them were in primary,I got my act together in high....kinda.But you should go to my school,the teachers never do any work so we have to teach ourselves.One time my English teacher never arrived for a lesson and left us to run amuck.
Oh yeah,one more thing RBS:I hate you too.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
I hope you had the time of your life.

a good way to end a speech, using a quote from greenday

A couple days ago I stood behind my psycho RE teacher and flicked ink all the way up his back.
I been so bad with all of these bad posts.

Now, I'm not saying that you shouldn't enjoy yourself and that you should be a model student (God knows I'm not) but some of the things I've read here are completely stupid.

Goaty's porno bust is actually damn funny. But starting a most dangerous weapon compo? (Ooooo here's a bad one :-D) Swearing at teachers? These people are just douing their job afterall. Also, this thread has confirmed by belief that Neo-Genetic is a prat, a spammer, a lier and a complete duff muffin.

Hell, I've done a few stupid things (got some the squirrels drunk and took them into the lesson. Funny until they threw up on the teacher. Play Ultimate Fighting in the dark. Massive fight, in the dark, pitch black, it's fun but Jesus christ is it dangerous) but the people who work their are trying to help YOU. If you wanna pss around at school and come out of it an illiterate dumb@ss and see how you fair in life, I say good luck to you, but don't moan if and when it all blows up in your face. Sod it, have fun, but know when to stop, stay inside the boundries.

RBS - Party Pooper :-)

~~~~~~~~

I hope you had the time of your life.

2 weeks ago this guy was really annoying me and he flicked me with ink, so I totally covered him with ink back. The teacher didn't care, but shouted at me because I got ink on my textbook.

two classrooms (one was our tutor room) was divided by a wooden pull over thingy and we all used to lean back on it with our chairs, so on our last day me and Longy undid all the bolts at the bottom so if any one leaned back they would fall through.

I got 4 Detentions in my first year of Grammar school and got introuble on the first day in the first 4 hours!

and i chucked one of the sites clubs onto the driving range because I missed the ball. I had to stay behind the next week to learn how to behave.

I hit someone with a hockey stick whilst crow woman was talking to another girl.