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I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.
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last week when we went to golf (we do an off-site golf thing for GCSE), my mate snapped the end off one of his dad's clubs because he hammered it into the ground. It was a good club, too!
Got a weeks detention!!
Also me and a mate were caught in the games cupboard trying to steal loads of tennis balls!!
½pint wrote:
so I chucked an extra banana at him.
LOL just that bit was funny
so I chucked an extra banana at him.
LOL just that bit was funny
one of my friends knocked this idiot out with a stone.
and he wasn't even aiming for him.
we were trying to hit seaguls (damn flying rats!)
and we always have fruit wars across the playground.
and bottle wars when it's been raining and there's lots of puddles.
and we made a hole in a wall be rolling a big concreate bin at it.
and the year 11's smashed a bench to pieces
and someone set fire to all the plastic bins.
and knocked a drainpipe down.
what a good school we have.
oh, and everyone's always smoking drugs (not me, wouldn't touch the stuff).
and theiving stuff from teachers.
and i've hit 4 teachers with planes and/or balls of paper.
and he wasn't even aiming for him.
we were trying to hit seaguls (damn flying rats!)
and we always have fruit wars across the playground.
and bottle wars when it's been raining and there's lots of puddles.
and we made a hole in a wall be rolling a big concreate bin at it.
and the year 11's smashed a bench to pieces
and someone set fire to all the plastic bins.
and knocked a drainpipe down.
what a good school we have.
oh, and everyone's always smoking drugs (not me, wouldn't touch the stuff).
and theiving stuff from teachers.
and i've hit 4 teachers with planes and/or balls of paper.
There's a boy down my road who is a real a**hole, and catches my bus. On the bus we always chuck food and stuff at him. Anyway, about a month ago, he sent an anonymous letter to my parents. I knew it was him, so I chucked an extra banana at him.
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