The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
Welcome to the all purpose boat of quotes (yes I know there is a quote boat on digitiser, but it is a decent enough title), I set this up as a multi purpose topic to house quotes from "stuff" rather than have lots of different quoty topics.
Feel free to post quotes here (or not as the case may be).
Feel free to post quotes here (or not as the case may be).
Page:
The Simpsons, Homer Using a computer
To start press any key - Wheres the any key?
Currently my Nickname on MSN ans my tagline
To start press any key - Wheres the any key?
Currently my Nickname on MSN ans my tagline
L.A Confidential quotes:
Dudley:"I wouldn't trade places with Ed Exley right now for all the whisky in Ireland."
Stensland: "I got a hot date."
Bud: "Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?"
Spacey: "You get the girl, I get the coroner."
Spacey:"America isn't ready for the real me."
DeVito:"Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush"
D.A:"Pull him off me,Exley!"
Exley:"I don't know how."
Bud:"Here's the score, hot shot. If I take you down, 10 lawyers will take your place, only they won't come on buses!"
Dudley:"I wouldn't trade places with Ed Exley right now for all the whisky in Ireland."
Stensland: "I got a hot date."
Bud: "Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?"
Spacey: "You get the girl, I get the coroner."
Spacey:"America isn't ready for the real me."
DeVito:"Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush"
D.A:"Pull him off me,Exley!"
Exley:"I don't know how."
Bud:"Here's the score, hot shot. If I take you down, 10 lawyers will take your place, only they won't come on buses!"
"This is a mad house...A MAAADDD HOUUUSSSE!"
Planet of the Apes
Planet of the Apes
Fiona: "Donkey, go fetch some red flowers with blue thorns"
Donkey: Ok. Please don't die on me Shrek!
Fiona: DOnkey!
Donkey: Ok.
Shrek: What do the flowers do?
Fiona: They get rid of donkey..
Donkey: Ok. Red flowers blue thorns. Red flowers blue thorns. Ah! It would help if I wasn't colour blind!
Donkey: Ok. Please don't die on me Shrek!
Fiona: DOnkey!
Donkey: Ok.
Shrek: What do the flowers do?
Fiona: They get rid of donkey..
Donkey: Ok. Red flowers blue thorns. Red flowers blue thorns. Ah! It would help if I wasn't colour blind!
Oh no sorry, that won't do. I forgot some great ones. :-D
Mick Foley man: In the end, we are likely to be punished for our kindnesses.
-------
Mick Foley man: The 47 ronin? Do you know the story?
*De Niro shakes head*
Mick Foley man: 47 samurai whose leige was betrayed and killed by another master. They became ronin, masterless warriors disgraced by another man's treachery. For 3 years they plotted pretending to be beggars, thieves, even mad men - that I did not have time to do. Then one night, they snuck into their master's betrayer's castle, killing him.
De Niro: I like that. My kind of job.
Mick Foley man: But there is something more. Each of the 47 samurai comitted sipicou suicide in the castle courtyard.
De Niro: That I don't like so much.
Mick Foley man: But you understand it?
De Niro: What do you mean, I understand it?
Mick Foley man: Bla bla bla bla bla but also something else. Something inside of us. And when we lose that, what are we? A man without a master.
De Niro: Right now I'm a man without a paycheck.
De Niro: Sipu....sipu-what?
Mick Foley man: Uhum....sipicou. Disembowelment. The sword goes in here. Sssshhhhh.
I got a bit lost towards the end there. :-D
But now I'm done. :-D
Mick Foley man: In the end, we are likely to be punished for our kindnesses.
-------
Mick Foley man: The 47 ronin? Do you know the story?
*De Niro shakes head*
Mick Foley man: 47 samurai whose leige was betrayed and killed by another master. They became ronin, masterless warriors disgraced by another man's treachery. For 3 years they plotted pretending to be beggars, thieves, even mad men - that I did not have time to do. Then one night, they snuck into their master's betrayer's castle, killing him.
De Niro: I like that. My kind of job.
Mick Foley man: But there is something more. Each of the 47 samurai comitted sipicou suicide in the castle courtyard.
De Niro: That I don't like so much.
Mick Foley man: But you understand it?
De Niro: What do you mean, I understand it?
Mick Foley man: Bla bla bla bla bla but also something else. Something inside of us. And when we lose that, what are we? A man without a master.
De Niro: Right now I'm a man without a paycheck.
De Niro: Sipu....sipu-what?
Mick Foley man: Uhum....sipicou. Disembowelment. The sword goes in here. Sssshhhhh.
I got a bit lost towards the end there. :-D
But now I'm done. :-D
Well after watching Ronin again recently I feel I should enlighten people with the quotes I love.
God: Almost a bit of rasberry jam back there ay lads! Bit of rasberry jam back there! Got the swag, kept the money - job well done. That's a fact, that is a fact.
------
Skarsgard: He's being a good little boy, he's activating his phone.
------
Skarsgard: That little girl I didn't know her, I was just ready to splatter her brains all over the playground but you.....I don't really like you. So imagine what I'll do to you if you try anything. Now give me my money!
------
McElhone(or whatever): Are you afraid?
De Niro: Of course I'm afraid. You think I'm reluctant because I'm happy?
------
God: Oh we were taught to hold out indefinitely.
De Niro: Impossible!
God: Is that so?
De Niro: Yeah. Nobody can hold out indefinitely. Impossible. Everybody has a limit. I spent some time in interrogation once.
Roger Rabbit: They make it hard on ya?
De Niro: They don't make it easy. I held out as long as I could. All the things they tried. You just can't hold out forever.
Roger Rabbit: How'd they finally get to ya?
De Niro: They gave me a grasshopper.
Roger Rabbit: What's a grasshopper?
De Niro: Let's see, it's 2 parts gin, one part brandy, one part crem-de-minte..
God: F***in' smart-ass!
--------
God: Well she works for our betters. It seems that's what we're meant to know.
---------
God: You worried about saving youre own skin?
De Niro: Yeah I am. It covers my body.
----------
God: You ever kill anyone?
De Niro: I hurt somebodies feelings once!
God: Don't I know you?
De Niro: I don't think so. I'd remember.
-----------
God: So what do you use? Weapons wise? I'm a....a weapons man.
De Niro: Weapons man (in mocking way).....
God: They err....tend to settle the argument.
----------
And my favourite scene of all in the entire film:
God: Okay....we've got shooters. 'Ere and 'ere. Car comes through 'ere.
*De Niro wipes the board*
God: What's your problem?
De Niro: Draw it again. Draw it again. It's a simple diagram just draw it again. Come on you're the ace field man draw it again. Draw what you saw. DRAW IT AGAIN!!!
God: I don't like your attitude.
*De Niro takes pen and draws it*
De Niro: Shooters, car drives through. Shooters shoot across and kill each other dead. My my, where'd'ya learn that?
God: The regiment--
De Niro: Uh-huh...Which regiment was that?
God: The 22nd Special Air Service.
De Niro: What colour is the boathouse at Hereford? What colour is the Boathouse at Hereford? What colour is the--
God: OH F*** OFF!
De Niro: You got the gun, I'm unarmed. Do something!
*God backs away and hits coffee off table. De Niro grabs him*
De Niro: You talking to me about an ambush? You talking to me about an ambush?! I ambushed you on a cup of coffee.
Later:
Skarsgard: So what colour is the boathouse at Hereford?
De Niro: How the f*** should I know?
That'll do........
.......for now.
:-D
God: Almost a bit of rasberry jam back there ay lads! Bit of rasberry jam back there! Got the swag, kept the money - job well done. That's a fact, that is a fact.
------
Skarsgard: He's being a good little boy, he's activating his phone.
------
Skarsgard: That little girl I didn't know her, I was just ready to splatter her brains all over the playground but you.....I don't really like you. So imagine what I'll do to you if you try anything. Now give me my money!
------
McElhone(or whatever): Are you afraid?
De Niro: Of course I'm afraid. You think I'm reluctant because I'm happy?
------
God: Oh we were taught to hold out indefinitely.
De Niro: Impossible!
God: Is that so?
De Niro: Yeah. Nobody can hold out indefinitely. Impossible. Everybody has a limit. I spent some time in interrogation once.
Roger Rabbit: They make it hard on ya?
De Niro: They don't make it easy. I held out as long as I could. All the things they tried. You just can't hold out forever.
Roger Rabbit: How'd they finally get to ya?
De Niro: They gave me a grasshopper.
Roger Rabbit: What's a grasshopper?
De Niro: Let's see, it's 2 parts gin, one part brandy, one part crem-de-minte..
God: F***in' smart-ass!
--------
God: Well she works for our betters. It seems that's what we're meant to know.
---------
God: You worried about saving youre own skin?
De Niro: Yeah I am. It covers my body.
----------
God: You ever kill anyone?
De Niro: I hurt somebodies feelings once!
God: Don't I know you?
De Niro: I don't think so. I'd remember.
-----------
God: So what do you use? Weapons wise? I'm a....a weapons man.
De Niro: Weapons man (in mocking way).....
God: They err....tend to settle the argument.
----------
And my favourite scene of all in the entire film:
God: Okay....we've got shooters. 'Ere and 'ere. Car comes through 'ere.
*De Niro wipes the board*
God: What's your problem?
De Niro: Draw it again. Draw it again. It's a simple diagram just draw it again. Come on you're the ace field man draw it again. Draw what you saw. DRAW IT AGAIN!!!
God: I don't like your attitude.
*De Niro takes pen and draws it*
De Niro: Shooters, car drives through. Shooters shoot across and kill each other dead. My my, where'd'ya learn that?
God: The regiment--
De Niro: Uh-huh...Which regiment was that?
God: The 22nd Special Air Service.
De Niro: What colour is the boathouse at Hereford? What colour is the Boathouse at Hereford? What colour is the--
God: OH F*** OFF!
De Niro: You got the gun, I'm unarmed. Do something!
*God backs away and hits coffee off table. De Niro grabs him*
De Niro: You talking to me about an ambush? You talking to me about an ambush?! I ambushed you on a cup of coffee.
Later:
Skarsgard: So what colour is the boathouse at Hereford?
De Niro: How the f*** should I know?
That'll do........
.......for now.
:-D
"When you kill people, they die!"
"You know, putting up a tent is like making love to a beautiful woman. You undo the zip, pop in your pole and slip into the old bag."
swiss toni.
swiss toni.
Page: