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"Quote boat"

Welcome to the all purpose boat of quotes (yes I know there is a quote boat on digitiser, but it is a decent enough title), I set this up as a multi purpose topic to house quotes from "stuff" rather than have lots of different quoty topics.
Feel free to post quotes here (or not as the case may be).

"In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us"
from the excellent Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

"OW!"

"What's wrong Manny?"

"I've just sat on myself"


From the excellent Black Books

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."


"Do you have a kiss for daddy?"

both from Ferris Buellers day off

Blackadder goes forth:

baldrick: what should I do if I tread on a mine sir?

Blackadder: well baldrick, I believe standard procedure is to jump a mile high up in the air and spread yourself over as wide an are as possible.

Red Dwarf

Ace Rimmer: "Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast."

Lister: The red, green, and blue alert signs are all flashing! What the smeg is
happening?

Kryten: Well, either we're under attack, sir, or we're having a disco.

Seinfeld

George: I'm very sensitive to human suffering.

Jerry: Are you sensing anything now?

Seinfeld-heads will appreciate it.

Texan: Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister... Are you in the show?
Austin Powers: No, actually, I'm English.
Texan: Oh... sorry.

from austin powers international man of mystery

The_Vottanator wrote:
I could be wrong, but was that not Harry Enfield and
> Chums?
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Damn. You're right.

Red Dwarf:
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Kryten: "We've recycled the water so much it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager."
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Kryten (talking about Starbug): "This baby's tougher than vindaloo'd mutton!"

"But Marge, in today's economic climate, we can't afford not to buy a pony!"

Homer's four definitions of funny:

"It's funny because it's true"
"It's funny because it's what we're thinking"
"It's funny because you smell"
"It's funny because it's not me"

"Marge, pass me my conversation hat!"

After downing about a hundred cans of beer for Lisa's recycling project:

"That's about all the [hiccups] recycling [hiccups] daddy can do for one day"

"Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicine"

Lisa: "And guess who's been practicing keyhole surgery without a licence?"

[Cuts to Dr. Hibbert sweating and looking rather nervous]

Lisa: "That's right, Homer Simpson"